150K Before WOA 2010

[Morphinechild78]

 

[Morphinechild78]

Why Star Wars Is Better Than Real Life ???

 

[Morphinechild78]

In real life, people that talk to small fuzzy creatures are called crazy; In Star Wars, people that talk to small fuzzy creatures are called galactic ambassadors.

 

[Morphinechild78]

In real life, people who dress up in tight plastic/leather outfits are considered tacky and queer; In Star Wars, they're called "Storm Troopers" and are feared by all.

 

[Morphinechild78]

In real life, people often stink up the bathroom with their fecal odors, toilet paper runs out, and people get diarrhea; In Star Wars, no one has ever used the bathroom.

 

[Morphinechild78]

In real life, people must deal with the problems of children; In Star Wars, children do not exist.

 

[Morphinechild78]

In real life, the extremely obese are often sadly shunned by society; In Star Wars, the extremely obese Jabba the Hutt is a pimp daddy, and has his own sail barge, lounge room, and dancers to keep him occupied--he is envied by all.

 

[Morphinechild78]

In real life, people often have problems doing simple mechanical things like operating can openers, programming VCRs, and playing Nintendo; In Star Wars, Droids do all the busy work in half the time.

 

[Morphinechild78]

In real life, some people are complete losers; In Star Wars, everybody has a story to tell that's worth listening to.

 

[Morphinechild78]

time for some drinking quotes

 

[Morphinechild78]

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

 

[Morphinechild78]

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

 

[Morphinechild78]

The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.

 

[Morphinechild78]

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.

 

[Morphinechild78]

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.