150K Before WOA 2010

[DaveAus]

Need more food.
Why does this forum always make me hungry?

 

[agresionpower]

Need more food.
Why does this forum always make me hungry?

I don't know...

 

[DaveAus]

I don't know...

Yes, it's your fault.

 

[agresionpower]

Yes, it's your fault.

ok, ok, it's me... I spread hunger around the world

 

[Zombi]

ok, ok, it's me... I spread hunger around the world

like an anti-norman borlaug...

 

[dittohead]

theres a person on a stupid tv chat show
(how to fix relationship, cheats, etc )

the black people always look pissed off

 

[dittohead]

borlaug...

is that a dish?

 

[Zombi]

is that a dish?

no he was a scientist.

 

[toastie]

Anatidaephobia

Fear of a duck watching you.

I am a man who walks alone
And when I'm walking 'cross my home
At night or moving horses' muck

When I hear that awful sound
I sometimes stumble to the ground
And I am anxious of the duck

Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have constant fear of
Loosing half my ear
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia that
Monster's always there

Have you run your fingers down the pen
If you get stuck in there again
When you're fetching out some eggs?
This thing always knows just what you took
Stalks you out to drink your blood
You know when this thing's watching you

Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have constant fear of
Loosing half my ear
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia that
Monster's always there

Have you ever been alone at night
Thought you heard quacking behind
And turned around and no one's there?
And as the chicken makes a face
You know you've made a big mistake
You've left the pen unlocked out there

Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have constant fear of
Loosing half my ear
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia that
Monster's always there

Watching horror films the night before
Nightmares of being victim of
The beak just eating out your mind
Maybe the farmer's playing tricks
You sense, and suddenly eyes fix
And are both gouged out from behind

Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have constant fear of
Loosing half my ear
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia that
Monster's always there

When I'm walking 'cross my home
I am a man who walks alone

 

[Zombi]

Fear of a duck

this is a call for help,people.

 

[agresionpower]

this is a call for help,people.

but how do you help somebody that's afraid of ducks looking at him...

 

[Zombi]

but how do you help somebody that's afraid of ducks looking at him...

laugh at him and mock him relentlessly while throwing ducks at him, ensuring the greatest possible amount of psychological trauma.

ok, it won't help him but...well...it would be funny for us.

 

[dittohead]

but how do you help somebody that's afraid of ducks looking at him...

i loook at ducks and think they look tasty

 

[dittohead]

laugh at him and mock him relentlessly while throwing ducks at him, ensuring the greatest possible amount of psychological trauma.

ok, it won't help him but...well...it would be funny for us.

you throw ducks
ill throw hoi sin sauce

deal?

 

[Zombi]

you throw ducks
ill throw hoi sin sauce

deal?

fuck yeah