150K Before WOA 2010

[DaveAus]

<Anonymous> Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
<Anonymous> Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
<Anonymous> Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.”
<Anonymous> And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.
<Anonymous> I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.

Ahhhh hahahaha. That would have given them a few nervous hours. Bet that woman never let the kid out of her sight again.
this site's gold. Keep them coming.

 

[SlabJr]

(Mootar) morons.
(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
(Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer

 

[SlabJr]

This site's gold. Keep them coming.

umm yea. about that...

<_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"


I Do Not Endorse Bash.Org In Any Way Shape Or Form

 

[Deathbringer]

(Mootar) morons.
(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
(Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer

I did something similar once.

 

[DaveAus]

umm yea. about that...

<_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"


I Do Not Endorse Bash.Org In Any Way Shape Or Form

Haha. we've accepted we're descendants of crims. That's why we're a nation of alcoholics with national songs about stealing cattle.

 

[Deathbringer]

Haha. we've accepted we're descendants of crims. That's why we're a nation of alcoholics with national songs about stealing cattle.

 

[SlabJr]

Haha. we've accepted we're descendants of crims. That's why we're a nation of alcoholics with national songs about stealing cattle.

oh ok then

I Endorse Bash.Org In Every Way Shape Or Form

there we go

 

[SlabJr]

Josh> I don't understand why churches and 'family groups' spend millions of dollars a year on abstinence-only instruction when a World of Warcraft account only costs fifteen dollars a month and has a much better record of ensuring virginity.

this is true, i quit and got a girlfriend a week later.

Score 1 - 0 to this magical land called "Outside"

 

[Deathbringer]

Josh> I don't understand why churches and 'family groups' spend millions of dollars a year on abstinence-only instruction when a World of Warcraft account only costs fifteen dollars a month and has a much better record of ensuring virginity.

this is true, i quit and got a girlfriend a week later.

Score 1 - 0 to this magical land called "Outside"

 

[SlabJr]

<Hiroe> he was dressed as a big fuckin devil
<Hiroe> like, HUGE costume
<Hiroe> 8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head
<Hiroe> at some anime con in california
<Hiroe> they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel
<Hiroe> he's riding the elevator down to the con space
<Hiroe> doors open, little old baptist woman standing there
<Hiroe> he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice

 

[agresionpower]

that storry is to long for me to read atm..

 

[DaveAus]

Josh> I don't understand why churches and 'family groups' spend millions of dollars a year on abstinence-only instruction when a World of Warcraft account only costs fifteen dollars a month and has a much better record of ensuring virginity.

this is true, i quit and got a girlfriend a week later.

Score 1 - 0 to this magical land called "Outside"

I went to my first and only comic, sci-fi type convention this year. Strangely enough there were actually couples there. Nerd couples but still couples none the less. So nerds can get dates but only with other nerds.

 

[DaveAus]

can I get another 50 posts in tonight to make it to 500?
I just cracked open a beer so that should help.

 

[Deathbringer]

can I get another 50 posts in tonight to make it to 500?
I just cracked open a beer so that should help.

Yes you can

 

[Deathbringer]

5 more to 2k