I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The barman says, “We’ve got a drink named after you.” The grasshopper says, “You’ve got a drink named Kevin?”
An Irishman, a Italian and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”
A penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Has my brother been in here?” The bartender says, “I don’t know. What does he look like?”
Three men walk into a bar... the forth one ducks
A dude with dyslexia walks into a bra
LOL