150K Before WOA 2010

[Deathbringer]

We are often puzzled about some of the course work done by our students in their home countries.

Sentence: My classmates studied hole together in one room.

 

[Deathbringer]

The recent boom in genetic research has prepared us for somewhat surprising reports like this one.

Sentence: My cousin is having four cats.

 

[Deathbringer]

This student didn't make a mistake in describing a hallowed native tradition, but she might want to trade in that British English dictionary.

Sentence: At the wedding feast, a large cock is placed on the table before the bride.

 

[Morphinechild78]

Funny learning English errors


We can't be sure that this Korean student didn't mean to offer precisely this interesting observation about animals in an urban setting.

Sentence: Breading a dog in the city is very difficult.

We should never doubt our students when they tell us about their arduous life outside of the classroom.

Sentence: We put the meat in the freezer after we came home from chopping.

One student describes how his father relaxes after a stressful day on the job.

Sentence: After work, he usually whacks TV

The mother of more than one student is reported to be deeply concerned about clean entertainment for the family.

Sentence: She likes to wash TV when she gets home

Students often reveal a touch of vanity when discussing their school friendships.

Sentence: I like him. We are good bodies in school.

We are often puzzled about some of the course work done by our students in their home countries.

Sentence: My classmates studied hole together in one room.

The recent boom in genetic research has prepared us for somewhat surprising reports like this one.

Sentence: My cousin is having four cats.

hehe

 

[Morphinechild78]

This student didn't make a mistake in describing a hallowed native tradition, but she might want to trade in that British English dictionary.

Sentence: At the wedding feast, a large cock is placed on the table before the bride.

hehehehe

this is the funniest one

 

[Deathbringer]

Sometimes students get more excited about their work than even we teachers had hoped for.

Sentence: I felt hard because the test was difficult.

 

[Deathbringer]

This student describes a Romeo and Juliet romance with dire consequences.

Sentence: After my father hit my boyfriend, we didn't see ourselves anymore.

 

[Deathbringer]

We are always happy for our students when they overcome financial difficulties and make a longtime dream come true.

Sentence:

After years of saving, we were finally able to buy a condom in NJ.

 

[Deathbringer]

This student is unhappy about the treatment she gets from her employer, who is quite possibly Croatian.

Sentence:
My boss treats me like a slav!

 

[Deathbringer]

This could be an opinionated statement about young people's misguided musical tastes.

Sentance:
Children with metal problems make me sad.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

This student describes a Romeo and Juliet romance with dire consequences.

Sentence: After my father hit my boyfriend, we didn't see ourselves anymore.

Invisibility

 

[Deathbringer]

We learn from this student's character portrait that there are many ways to become popular in a given society.

Sentence:
People like him. He has good habits and a good hard.

 

[Deathbringer]

This student is admitting to a lack of personal networking skills.

Sentence:
I have a good memory for feces, but I always forget names.

 

[Deathbringer]

We are often surprised to hear that religions we assumed to have strict behavior codes may also contain rules that promulgate amusement.

Sentence:
Muslims have to play five times a day.

 

[Morphinechild78]

This could be an opinionated statement about young people's misguided musical tastes.

Sentance:
Children with metal problems make me sad.

i had a metal problem when i was young it only got worse with time