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Deathbringer

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We are often puzzled about some of the course work done by our students in their home countries.

Sentence: My classmates studied hole together in one room.
 

Deathbringer

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This student didn't make a mistake in describing a hallowed native tradition, but she might want to trade in that British English dictionary.

Sentence: At the wedding feast, a large cock is placed on the table before the bride.
 

Morphinechild78

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Funny learning English errors


We can't be sure that this Korean student didn't mean to offer precisely this interesting observation about animals in an urban setting.

Sentence: Breading a dog in the city is very difficult.

We should never doubt our students when they tell us about their arduous life outside of the classroom.

Sentence: We put the meat in the freezer after we came home from chopping.

One student describes how his father relaxes after a stressful day on the job.

Sentence: After work, he usually whacks TV

The mother of more than one student is reported to be deeply concerned about clean entertainment for the family.

Sentence: She likes to wash TV when she gets home

Students often reveal a touch of vanity when discussing their school friendships.

Sentence: I like him. We are good bodies in school.

We are often puzzled about some of the course work done by our students in their home countries.

Sentence: My classmates studied hole together in one room.

The recent boom in genetic research has prepared us for somewhat surprising reports like this one.

Sentence: My cousin is having four cats.

hehe :D:D:D
 

Deathbringer

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This student describes a Romeo and Juliet romance with dire consequences.

Sentence: After my father hit my boyfriend, we didn't see ourselves anymore.
 

Deathbringer

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We are always happy for our students when they overcome financial difficulties and make a longtime dream come true.

Sentence:

After years of saving, we were finally able to buy a condom in NJ.
 

Deathbringer

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We learn from this student's character portrait that there are many ways to become popular in a given society.

Sentence:
People like him. He has good habits and a good hard.
 

Deathbringer

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We are often surprised to hear that religions we assumed to have strict behavior codes may also contain rules that promulgate amusement.

Sentence:
Muslims have to play five times a day.