150K Before WOA 2010

[Beefcake the Mighty]

Bled dry

 

[Beefcake the Mighty]

Why the fuck can't hollywood make a badass vampire film? They're all fruity as fuck.

 

[Beefcake the Mighty]

Bad guys in general need to win more in movies as well. I'm sick of the feel-good ending to the majority of that bullshit they call cinema. They all have the same ending....Pointless really. Just like a porno, cum shot to the face and end scene.

 

[Beefcake the Mighty]

anyway, I says to mable I says

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Why the fuck can't hollywood make a badass vampire film? They're all fruity as fuck.

I like fruits.

 

[Beefcake the Mighty]

I've got that old fashioned feeling....You know, where I'd do anything to bone her.

 

[Beefcake the Mighty]

I like fruits.

ain't that a peach.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

ain't that a peach.

Yep. Especially in GA.

 

[Beefcake the Mighty]

Yep. Especially in GA.

Really, peaches? this reminds me of a magic trick....I can turn a peach into a dick.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Really, peaches? this reminds me of a magic trick....I can turn a peach into a dick.

Um... don't want to know.

 

[Beefcake the Mighty]

Um... don't want to know.

It's off of a movie! I swear! who are you calling liar! I demand an apology or a pound of flesh.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

It's off of a movie! I swear! who are you calling liar! I demand an apology or a pound of flesh.

I never said anything...

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs

 

[Beefcake the Mighty]

I never said anything...

Phew! I was about to skin you like Buffalo bill...with the penis tucked and everything.

 

[Beefcake the Mighty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs

You'll be so fast mother nature will be like slooooow doooown and you'll be like fuck you and kick her in the face with your energy legs!

FUCKING HILARIOUS!