are you singing about my bacon now?![]()

Lenny wants some gammon!

Yes he does! *eats Schwarzwald gammon*
*throws bacon and gammon in the thread*

I had some currywurst and four steins at the Bavarian bierhaus in London![]()

What is four steins?![]()

Two doctors are having sex. He says to the woman "You must be a surgeon as you washed your hands before and after." She replies "You must be an anesthetist as I didn't feel a thing!!!