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Dominoes are a stupid game. It must have been a long time ago, and the power was out, and some kids were really bored and had played dominoes over and over. So they said screw it, let's stack them all up and then knock them over so they fall down on top of each other. Now that's a party.
 

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Dominoes are a stupid game. It must have been a long time ago, and the power was out, and some kids were really bored and had played dominoes over and over. So they said screw it, let's stack them all up and then knock them over so they fall down on top of each other. Now that's a party.

WOW!!!

So jealous because the Dutch have the world record? :confused::eek::o
 

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I bet ants really hate humans. Because their best friends get killed all the time. Some of them are brave enough to attack humans and bite them, but it doesn't do much good unless they're allergic. So instead they teamed up with the cockroaches and are building nuclear shelters.
 

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People always say, there are many fish in the sea. But no one ever says that there are many birds in the air. People go fishing but no one ever goes birding. I think we're biased because we as humans can swim, but we can't fly.
 

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The problem with obesity in America? The fact that we put kids' drawings and test scores on the fridge.

So the mom goes, oh, let's go admire Jimmy's accomplishments. And she gets to the fridge and decides she wants a snack to properly admire them. I think Jimmy's mom should instead put his papers on the ceiling.
 

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Why do Americans think they're the center of the universe? Simple. Despite the fact that Brazilians are just as much Americans as they are, Americans call themselves Americans. Because they were the ones who named their country after the continents. But really they're not the center of the universe, they're just unoriginal.