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Morphinechild78
W:O:A Metalmaster
Morphinechild78
W:O:A Metalmaster
Morphinechild78
W:O:A Metalmaster
agresionpower
W:O:A Metalgod
POWER METAL:
Our hero reaches the castle in a winged white horse, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess, they go far away to a paradise-on-Earth and make love.
TRUE/EPIC METAL:
Our hero reaches the castle and beats the dragon in a terrible battle, and raises his sword, bathed in the dragon’s blood, and then makes love to the princess inside the castle
THRASH METAL:
Our hero reaches the castle, fights with grenades and machineguns against the dragon, saves the princess, and f*cks her around Detroit.
HEAVY METAL:
Our hero reaches the castle in a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, has some beers with the princess and then they do it.
FOLK METAL:
Our hero arrives with some friends playing accordion, pipes, violin and other weird instruments. The dragon falls asleep because of too much dancing and they leave… without the princess
VIKING METAL:
Our hero arrives in an old boat, kills the dragon with an axe, cooks it and eats it. He then rapes the prioncess, raids the castle and sets everything on fire before he leaves.
DEATH METAL:
Our hero arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess, beats her to death, and leaves…
BLACK METAL:
He arrives before dawn, in the middle of the fog, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Sodomizes the princess, cuts her with a dagger and drinks her blood in a ritualn ritual. Afterwards he discovers she wasn’t a virgin and impales her next to the dragon.
BRUTAL DEATH:
Our hero kills the princess and fucks the dragon.
GORE METAL:
Arrives, kills the dragon, climbs to the tower, fucks the princess, and kills her. Then he fucks her again, burns her dead body and fucks her again.
DOOM/GOTH METAL:
Reaches the castle, sees the size of the dragon, he gets depressed and he kills himself. The dragon eats our hero’s body and then the princess.
NU METAL:
Reaches the castle and brags about how good he is at fighting and that he can beat the dragon. He is miserably defeated and is left in pieces. Runs away and finds the princess, he tells her of his tragic childhood. The princess slaps his face, and runs to find the “Heavy Metal” hero. The “Nu” hero, takes a Prozac and goes to record a “The best of…” CD
PROGRESSIVE:
Arrives, plays a virtuous guitar solo for 26 minutes. The dragon dies of boredom. Gets to the princess and plays another solo, exploring all of the techniques of tones and compasses learned last year in conservatory(music school). Princess runs away after the “Heavy Metal” hero.
HARD ROCK:
Reaches the castle in a red convertible with two big-breasted blondes and drinking a bottle of Jack Daniels. Kills the dragon with a knife and then makes an orgy with the blondes and the princess.
GLAM ROCK:
Reaches the castle. The dragon laughs his ass off when he sees him and lets him through. Enters the castle, steals the princess’ varnish and lipstick. Then he convinces the dragon to paint the castle pink, and to highlight his hair.
Our hero reaches the castle in a winged white horse, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess, they go far away to a paradise-on-Earth and make love.
TRUE/EPIC METAL:
Our hero reaches the castle and beats the dragon in a terrible battle, and raises his sword, bathed in the dragon’s blood, and then makes love to the princess inside the castle
THRASH METAL:
Our hero reaches the castle, fights with grenades and machineguns against the dragon, saves the princess, and f*cks her around Detroit.
HEAVY METAL:
Our hero reaches the castle in a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, has some beers with the princess and then they do it.
FOLK METAL:
Our hero arrives with some friends playing accordion, pipes, violin and other weird instruments. The dragon falls asleep because of too much dancing and they leave… without the princess
VIKING METAL:
Our hero arrives in an old boat, kills the dragon with an axe, cooks it and eats it. He then rapes the prioncess, raids the castle and sets everything on fire before he leaves.
DEATH METAL:
Our hero arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess, beats her to death, and leaves…
BLACK METAL:
He arrives before dawn, in the middle of the fog, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Sodomizes the princess, cuts her with a dagger and drinks her blood in a ritualn ritual. Afterwards he discovers she wasn’t a virgin and impales her next to the dragon.
BRUTAL DEATH:
Our hero kills the princess and fucks the dragon.
GORE METAL:
Arrives, kills the dragon, climbs to the tower, fucks the princess, and kills her. Then he fucks her again, burns her dead body and fucks her again.
DOOM/GOTH METAL:
Reaches the castle, sees the size of the dragon, he gets depressed and he kills himself. The dragon eats our hero’s body and then the princess.
NU METAL:
Reaches the castle and brags about how good he is at fighting and that he can beat the dragon. He is miserably defeated and is left in pieces. Runs away and finds the princess, he tells her of his tragic childhood. The princess slaps his face, and runs to find the “Heavy Metal” hero. The “Nu” hero, takes a Prozac and goes to record a “The best of…” CD
PROGRESSIVE:
Arrives, plays a virtuous guitar solo for 26 minutes. The dragon dies of boredom. Gets to the princess and plays another solo, exploring all of the techniques of tones and compasses learned last year in conservatory(music school). Princess runs away after the “Heavy Metal” hero.
HARD ROCK:
Reaches the castle in a red convertible with two big-breasted blondes and drinking a bottle of Jack Daniels. Kills the dragon with a knife and then makes an orgy with the blondes and the princess.
GLAM ROCK:
Reaches the castle. The dragon laughs his ass off when he sees him and lets him through. Enters the castle, steals the princess’ varnish and lipstick. Then he convinces the dragon to paint the castle pink, and to highlight his hair.
agresionpower
W:O:A Metalgod
Morphinechild78
W:O:A Metalmaster
Zombi
W:O:A Metalmaster
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He arrives at the castle dressed in black. Upon finding the dragon he runs away to record a solo album but stumbles across the princess. He is too socially awkward to talk to her but feels justfified cause she's not "grim". It all ends in a wank and a cry.
Quark
Der Beste
Stokoud ondertussen.
BTW. hoe voelt 't nu? Huiseigenaar?
You have any experience here?
Quark
Der Beste
lol .. i know this one .. it always manages to make me laugh ..
O yeah, before I forget.
Willkommen im Forum dass verrückt macht!
(welcome to the forum that makes (you) crazy)
Morphinechild78
W:O:A Metalmaster
thanks .. and since i'm already considered crazy .. this will only add to my insanity ...
Morphinechild78
W:O:A Metalmaster
Quark
Der Beste
thanks .. and since i'm already considered crazy .. this will only add to my insanity ...
Good thing I have no I-net where I am now. (not while I'm working, otherwise I wouldn't be able to post this bullshit of course.
)That saves me!
Quark
Der Beste
back to talking to my self ...
Have fun, I have to go back to work.
Tschüß!
Morphinechild78
W:O:A Metalmaster
Good thing I have no I-net where I am now. (not while I'm working, otherwise I wouldn't be able to post this bullshit of course.
That saves me!
i'm doomed .. cant be saved