150K Before WOA 2010

[gee jay]

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

 

[gee jay]

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

 

[gee jay]

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

 

[gee jay]

There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

 

[gee jay]

Tv dinners, theres nothin else to eat.
Tv dinners, they really cant be beat.
I like em frozen but you understand
I throw em in and wave em and Im a brand new man, oh yeah.

 

[gee jay]

Tv dinners, theyre goin to my head.
Tv dinners, my skin is turnin red.
Twenty year old turkey in a thirty year old tin.
I cant wait until tomorrow and thaw one out again, oh yeah.

 

[gee jay]

Tv dinners, Im feelin kinda rough.
Tv dinners, this ones kinda tough.
I like the enchiladas and the teriaki too,
I even like the chicken if the sauce is not too blue.

 

[gee jay]

Hello Cleveland !!!

 

[gee jay]

Now youre messin with a
A son of a bitch

 

[gee jay]

Grand Slam home run in the bottom of the 8th ...

 

[gee jay]

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

 

[gee jay]

Mama don't like tattletales.

 

[gee jay]

"Rosebud."

 

[gee jay]

Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb

 

[gee jay]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue