250K part 2

[xforeverxmetalx]

DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.

[or better yet... I rinse it with water. ]

 

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ELBONICS (el bon' iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater or airplane.

 

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FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keep backing a person across the room until he/she finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

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LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man guy lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.

[ahahaha I have that problem sometimes ]

 

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PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

 

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TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

 

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[gee jay]

CARPETUATION (kar' pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

[haha guilty of that ]

likewise

 

[gee jay]

LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man guy lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.

[ahahaha I have that problem sometimes ]

likewise again. Also like the usage of "manhandling"

 

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Truths

 

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likewise

likewise again. Also like the usage of "manhandling"

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time.

 

[gee jay]

TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

caller id doesn't work until the second ring. On my home phone anyways...

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment or unless you know for a fact that she is.

 

[gee jay]

You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time.

I just say... for the farmers.