Order the following:
Double burger with cheese
Half of the meat on the side in a separate wrapper
All of the cheese on the burger
3 slices of tomato, two on the burger, one on the patty
Extra pickles, some on the bottom and some on the top
No mayo except on the patty
Extra extra mustard
Lettuce
Hold the mustard
No ketchup on the burger, but 6 ketchup packets
Medium-large fries
Small drink, Diet Coke and regular Coke mixed
2 extra napkins
Top bun buttered lightly on the bottom with real butter