250K part 2

[xforeverxmetalx]

Everyone you meet appears to have tentacles growing out of places that
you wouldn't expect tentacles to be growing from.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

You start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she sends
you mail from Iowa asking why you never write.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Nobody listens to you anymore, because they can't understand you
through that scuba mask.

 

[gee jay]

too much free time ??

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

You begin to stop and consider all of the blades of grass you've stepped on as a child, and worry that their ancestors are going to one day seek revenge.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

too much free time ??

more like, I just felt like looking at funny stuff and spamming at the same time.
sooo this is what it ended up as.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Your father pretends you don't exist, just to play along with your little illusion.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

You collect dead windowsill flies.

 

[gee jay]

more like, I just felt like looking at funny stuff and spamming at the same time.
sooo this is what it ended up as.

uhhhh, sure...ok.

continue then

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

You put tennis balls in the microwave to see if they'll hatch.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

/end

uhhhh, sure...ok.

continue then

will do, except that one just ended. now I have to find another.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Words that don't exist but should

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks' trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

CARPETUATION (kar' pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

[haha guilty of that ]