250,000 before W:O:A 09!

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49. Make sure your album cover never consists of more than three colors (colors allowed: gray, black, white).

 

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50. Publicly state that your band is "non-religious", then use the word "Satan" over 400 times on your one-song thirty-minute album.

 

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51. Never stuff your shoes to make them appear puffy and avoid the wearing of backwards baseball caps if at all possible. Red ones in particular.

 

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52. Insist that music should never progress and that it should still sound the same way it did nine friggin years ago.

 

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she's not gonna answer it anyways...

 

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53. Never say "friggin".

 

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she's not gonna answer it anyways...

guess not
but her internet's been acting up lately, sooo I dunno if she meant to or not

 

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54. Never finish anything you start.

 

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55. The word "Hail" is the only appropriate greeting whenever greeting someone "true".

 

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56. If feeling especially true on a given occasion, try "Infernal Hails".

 

[Sipyloidea]

 

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57. All logos must include illegible writing and at least one inverted cross and/or pentagram. This is non-negotiable.

 

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58. When referring to sex with a metal chick use only the terminology "sticking my clouded frost-spire into her gates of attrition".

 

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59. Design complex logo for your grim black metal band on binder paper in the middle of math class.

 

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60. Accept every interview you're offered. Pretend that you really don't enjoy being interviewed.