250,000 before W:O:A 09!

[xforeverxmetalx]

35. Don't eat Marshmallow Peeps.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

36. To producers of black metal albums: remember... no low end! If it doesn't hurt to listen to, it can't be "true".

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

37. Make sure that no less than half of the musicians on your album are "session" members.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

38. When in concert, always growl names of songs so that they are imperceptible. This will ensure that anyone who doesn't have your "cult" LP won't get it.

 

[Sipyloidea]

how many times did I post I felt I was bothering you guys?
but everybody was: ooow no, you are not not bothering us..

Well, this is bothering me, what the fuck is so bad about my goddamn country?

well, you didn't bother us, but I thought I could expect some understanding for my problems too. Didn't you tell what made you mad about your friend was that you were always supporting him with his problems and when you felt bad that he let you down? You're doing the same thing with me here and it's fairly disappointing me since I was always trying to support you or wasn't I?

I'm not bitching about your country. I don't like the food. That's a matter of taste. I also didn't like the food in London and I don't like Chinese food etc. I don't even like cabbage, which is the most common food in Dithmarschen. I love Dithmarschen anyways.

I can't remember having bitched about the medicine system besides the stuff about that you can only get your medicine at the pharmacy at special times I think. And that was for a good reason: Because Ap was always working that time and was therefore suffering of his allergics for months.

That I don't like the housing system doesn't have to do anything with your country itself either. It's just fucking annoying me because it's atm the only cause blocking me from finally beginning some new life. Might even be the reason that I couldn't study at all. So don't you think it is worth bothering me not getting a living place where I am planning my education, no matter if, it's a dutch, british, german or whatever issue?

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

39. Never play live.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

40. When getting ready to go to a show, completely forget that the other people there are not going to the show to look at you.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

41. Use barbed wire whenever possible. (Note: this assists in being both "necro" and "grim".)

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

42. When asked by a non true BMer what BM is, say something like, "BM is the raw essence of pure black evil in man". In any case, make sure that the other person still has no idea what black metal is.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

43. Drive one of your band members to suicide, and claim he died because of the "mainstream" "infecting" the "scene".

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

44. Reform with "old members" and release an album intended to produce commercial success.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

45. When it flops, say that you meant it to fail because anything less wouldn't be "true".

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

46. Have a side project. Ensure that all other members of your band also have side projects.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

47. Fill out the other slots in your other member's side projects as "session" musicians.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

48. Record everything in the same studio with the same producer/instruments/equipment/etc.