You know you're Wacken-addicted, when...

[Canuck]

1. You built a tent in your garden.
My tent dies every Wacken...it died its official death last year so no tent, nor garden
2. You dig a hole in the ground near said tent, to keep your beer cool.
I don't have a garden
3. You wake up in the morning, and your first thought is "Who's playing next?"

4. "Helga" and "Timmy" are more than just names to you.
Fuck Timmy, HEELLLGGAAAA!!!!!
5. You scared people in the streets by screaming "Helga" at least once.

6. You look for coins whenever you need to visit a toilet or shower.
Fuck the pay toilets. Dixies ftw
7. You get on a bus and show the driver your wristband.

8. BTW, your wrists (as a variant - bedroom walls) look like a fucking patchwork, because of all the wristbands.

9. Your diet consists mainly of canned food and beer.

10. Any picture of Wacken makes you homesick.
yeah But almost only a week left until the annual return home
11. Hangover is NOT a phenomenon - it is a way of life.


One should also add: You are confused when you yell "Helga" and/or "Wacken" and there is no chorus of identical screams which immediately follow your hail to these holy entities

 

[LooseCannon]

Fucking brilliant!

 

[Lady_Wolf]

*revive thread*

When you are asked about your PLZ (zip code) and automatically say "25596!", and then you have to correct yourself.

Kind of embarrassing, by the way.

especially if you think of the fact that a dutch plz has 4 numbers followed by 2 letters

 

[Huldran]

...when you want to move and set fire to your old house and part of your possessions - just so that you don´t have to carry much

*thinking of all those tents, burning during the last night in Wacken. Never done anything like that myself though. *

 

[Quark]

...when you want to move and set fire to your old house and part of your possessions - just so that you don´t have to carry much

*thinking of all those tents, burning during the last night in Wacken. Never done anything like that myself though. *

When you finally see "normal" people!
And you're back home.

 

[Yanos666]

1. You built a tent in your garden.
My tent dies every Wacken...it died its official death last year so no tent, nor garden
2. You dig a hole in the ground near said tent, to keep your beer cool.
I don't have a garden
3. You wake up in the morning, and your first thought is "Who's playing next?"

4. "Helga" and "Timmy" are more than just names to you.
Fuck Timmy, HEELLLGGAAAA!!!!!
5. You scared people in the streets by screaming "Helga" at least once.

6. You look for coins whenever you need to visit a toilet or shower.
Fuck the pay toilets. Dixies ftw
7. You get on a bus and show the driver your wristband.

8. BTW, your wrists (as a variant - bedroom walls) look like a fucking patchwork, because of all the wristbands.

9. Your diet consists mainly of canned food and beer.

10. Any picture of Wacken makes you homesick.
yeah But almost only a week left until the annual return home
11. Hangover is NOT a phenomenon - it is a way of life.


One should also add: You are confused when you yell "Helga" and/or "Wacken" and there is no chorus of identical screams which immediately follow your hail to these holy entities

Looooooooooooooooooooool

Loved this post! So true as well! lolwell to a point! I have had interesting wrist tans thanks to wristbands over the last few years but finally i have only 2 on now so its not is bad lol! gonna take tham all off after this year though, i jus want traffic lights "red yellow green" bands on first lol!