Too many idiots.

[Supercharger]

may 11th 1671

A police man was arrested on charges of stealing the crown jewels for his own gain. He couldn't pay his beverage bill anymore so he used the aforementioned jewels as payment

 

[Warthog]

May 12 1671

Bartender offers to return the priceless jewels to the royal family. On arrival before king and queen, the perverse barkeep drops his pants and presents the "family jewels" to the queen. He is promptly slain on the spot.

 

[Supercharger]

May 1671

In a perverted state of mind the queen takes the balls to the wall. After hearing that the king goed wild thrashing mad and decides to be completely antisocial. He screams "NFL" (nice fuckin'life) to his queen followed by a "I am the law" and decides to bury the balls at potter's field

 

[Warthog]

The queen however, being a true metal geek in her own right and high on Belladonna, burns her king in a Reign of Fire because she thinks John Bush should have never left Armored Saint anyway.

 

[Supercharger]

But somewhat in a mysterious fashion Belladonna and the queen die of Anthrax and John bush turned out to be the armored saint..only one question remains..who has done it?

 

[monochrom]

9th of May, 2003

monochrom was extremely drunk, but managed to get home somehow nevertheless. Rejoicing all over the world.

 

[gnoff]

Originally posted by monochrom
9th of May, 2003

monochrom was extremely drunk, but managed to get home somehow nevertheless. Rejoicing all over the world.

whohoooo

 

[dittohead]

10th of May
gnoff will be drunken wooohooo

 

[dittohead]

10th of May
gnoff will be drunken wooohooo

 

[dittohead]

10th of May
gnoff will be drunken wooohooo

 

[Der Helm]

Originally posted by konstrukt
Someone just left me a message on my voicemail. I guess she expected me to know who it was.

She just said "You're a sick fuck, Roy" and hung up....

How witty.

Happens to me all the time at work.

I pick up the Phone and a voice asks me:

"Aren't you ashamed of yourself ???"

I had to think about that and answered after a short while :

"No, not at the moment"

*click*

I still have no clue what that was all about but I still had to laugh pretty hard after a while.

Thanks one of the better parts of working for one of the most hated institutions in Germany

 

[Hammered_gods]

Pah old rusted Helm is back

 

[dittohead]

Re: Re: Too many idiots.

Originally posted by Der Helm


Thanks one of the better parts of working for one of the most hated institutions in Germany

who be that??
a US military installation??
why the fuck have they got one?

first, WWII ended 58years ago
secondly, Cold War ended 13 years ago
thirdly, is ther already a germany army???

damn. wow.....US/world domination has already started

 

[Warthog]

Re: Re: Re: Too many idiots.

Originally posted by dittohead
damn. wow.....US/world domination has already started

Where've you been? That started years ago, lol. As soon as the Soviet Union fell and we were left as the world's sole superpower...

...of course, China is starting to get really fucking scary now.

 

[dittohead]

ahhhh i love chinas powers!!!!

first they got REALLY pissed off with you yankee for bombing TWO (i think) of their embassys in Yugoslavia...

THEN your spy planes was fucking around in hostile territory - come on now...how many friendlies do you have in asia?? pakistan, japan, s korea, a small handful more...maybe china...but thats it!

the spy plane got shot down (wooohooo) and they kept it for a while...(now thats brave!!!..esp for a commie state)

ahh what am i to complain? the brit gave away Hong Kong for 99years - dumb ass