Too many idiots.

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Warthog

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Bartender offers to return the priceless jewels to the royal family. On arrival before king and queen, the perverse barkeep drops his pants and presents the "family jewels" to the queen. He is promptly slain on the spot.
 

Supercharger

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In a perverted state of mind the queen takes the balls to the wall. After hearing that the king goed wild thrashing mad and decides to be completely antisocial. He screams "NFL" (nice fuckin'life) to his queen followed by a "I am the law" and decides to bury the balls at potter's field :D
 

Der Helm

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Originally posted by konstrukt
Someone just left me a message on my voicemail. I guess she expected me to know who it was.

She just said "You're a sick fuck, Roy" and hung up....

How witty.

Happens to me all the time at work.

I pick up the Phone and a voice asks me:

"Aren't you ashamed of yourself ???"

I had to think about that and answered after a short while :

"No, not at the moment"

*click*

I still have no clue what that was all about but I still had to laugh pretty hard after a while.

Thanks one of the better parts of working for one of the most hated institutions in Germany

:D
 

dittohead

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Re: Re: Too many idiots.

Originally posted by Der Helm


Thanks one of the better parts of working for one of the most hated institutions in Germany

:D

who be that??
a US military installation??
why the fuck have they got one?

first, WWII ended 58years ago
secondly, Cold War ended 13 years ago
thirdly, is ther already a germany army???

damn. wow.....US/world domination has already started
 

Warthog

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Re: Re: Re: Too many idiots.

Originally posted by dittohead
damn. wow.....US/world domination has already started

Where've you been? :p That started years ago, lol. As soon as the Soviet Union fell and we were left as the world's sole superpower...

...of course, China is starting to get really fucking scary now. :(
 

dittohead

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ahhhh i love chinas powers!!!!

first they got REALLY pissed off with you yankee for bombing TWO (i think) of their embassys in Yugoslavia...

THEN your spy planes was fucking around in hostile territory - come on now...how many friendlies do you have in asia?? pakistan, japan, s korea, a small handful more...maybe china...but thats it!

the spy plane got shot down (wooohooo) and they kept it for a while...(now thats brave!!!..esp for a commie state)

ahh what am i to complain? the brit gave away Hong Kong for 99years - dumb ass