Things we want to bet Hammered_gods to do at Wacken 2003
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Warthog
W:O:A Metalmaster
Originally posted by Hammered_gods
Warthog:I thought that all dicks smells very good
hehe, this reminds me of a joke we played on the lead singer from Witchery (Toxine?) when they did a show here a few years ago... he couldn't speak much English, and only replied to questions with "Yes! Witchery!"
So we asked him "Do you like little boys?"
He goes, "Yes! Witchery!"
ANother guy asks "Does my dick smell good?"
He goes, "Yes! um...my dick smell good!"
Poor guy.
Everyone was laughing their asses off...
Supercharger
W:O:A Metalmaster
hehehe..okey..rule 1..always learn your english when you encounter warthog and his bunch of wild doing-it-hoggystyle hogs
Hammered_gods
W:O:A Metalmaster
Well two years ago I had party with one kinda famous US band and I talked with them with very poor english.My only one good sentence was I am allways happy when I am drunk The best was when I wanted to ask if their bass guitarist is obstinate,but I said that like abstinent,but because we were drinking all the time,the singer wasn't able to find out what I meant.He was thinking very hardly and then he said:You mean...no sex? And everybody started laugh
The best was when I wanted to ask if their bass guitarist is obstinate,but I said that like abstinent,but because we were drinking all the time,the singer wasn't able to find out what I meant.He was thinking very hardly and then he said:You mean...no sex? And everybody started laugh
Supercharger
W:O:A Metalmaster
Rock'n'Roll
W:O:A Metalmaster
You tried someone who doesn't wanna play...Originally posted by Hammered_gods
Smart in sex means to not be affraid to treat me like a bitch and be playful
Warthog
W:O:A Metalmaster
Originally posted by Supercharger
*restless and wild*
"Because you're restless!
RESTLESS AND WILD!
Restless!
RESTLESS AND WILD!"
fuck yeah, Accept rules!
and you're right, me and the other hogs are fuckin' merciless. If you can't do it hoggystyle, don't do it at all.
Warthog
W:O:A Metalmaster
Originally posted by Hammered_gods
He was thinking very hardly and then he said:You mean...no sex?
hehe, well, maybe it's true...if the bass player is obstinately abstinent.
Besides, everyone knows that bass players don't get laid anyway.*waits for horde of angry bassists to come and attack him with low-E strings*
LooseCannon
W:O:A Metalhead
Originally posted by Supercharger
hmmm..hammered is on the loose again
Should we tie her down?Do we have any rope strong enough?
Hammered_gods
W:O:A Metalmaster
Originally posted by Rock'n'Roll
You tried someone who doesn't wanna play...
Well one of my last boyfriends was kinda good,but it wasn't still the reason to stay with him long time.Maybe I just wanna be alone.
Hammered_gods
W:O:A Metalmaster
Originally posted by Warthog
hehe, well, maybe it's true...if the bass player is obstinately abstinent.
*waits for horde of angry bassists to come and attack him with low-E strings*
Bassguitarists are usually the nicest persons from the whole group
LooseCannon:Nothing can tie me down
monochrom
W:O:A Metalmaster
Back to the topic of the thread - has anyone dared Hammerd Gods anything so far? As these threads go, probably not.
So, I hereby officialy bet that HG is not able to fulfill the following bet: Staying sober for a whole day in Wacken, saying only nice things with a friendly smile on her face, behaving very nice during the shows (A JOHOO now and then is allowed) and giving all of us a soft good-night kiss on the forehead.
*Is very sure that he has set an impossible task*
So, I hereby officialy bet that HG is not able to fulfill the following bet: Staying sober for a whole day in Wacken, saying only nice things with a friendly smile on her face, behaving very nice during the shows (A JOHOO now and then is allowed) and giving all of us a soft good-night kiss on the forehead.
*Is very sure that he has set an impossible task*
Hammered_gods
W:O:A Metalmaster
Another joke:GOes gipsey to the president and his security ask him:Why do you have that axe?And he answers:I want give a kiss to our president....cutting kiss
Now really,I can give you kiss on the forehead to you all,and whole Wacken too...but it will take some time
Now really,I can give you kiss on the forehead to you all,and whole Wacken too...but it will take some time
monochrom
W:O:A Metalmaster
Originally posted by Hammered_gods
Another joke:GOes gipsey to the president and his security ask him:Why do you have that axe?And he answers:I want give a kiss to our president....cutting kiss
Now really,I can give you kiss on the forehead to you all,and whole Wacken too...but it will take some time
I think the kiss-on-the-forehead-part is the easy one.
But please don't take up my bet and just do the usual HG-wreckage, will be much more fun to watch!
Warthog
W:O:A Metalmaster
Originally posted by monochrom
So, I hereby officialy bet that HG is not able to fulfill the following bet: Staying sober for a whole day in Wacken, saying only nice things with a friendly smile on her face, behaving very nice during the shows (A JOHOO now and then is allowed) and giving all of us a soft good-night kiss on the forehead.
But really, what fun would THAT be?