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Der Helm

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Originally posted by Hammered_gods
Hm,somebody is glad when he got two girls,I am glad when I get rid of men :D:D:D
Thoose words from your mouth ?

Aaargh,
my world is turning upside down.

Especially when I think about your way to "dispose" men you don't want anymore

:D:D:D

No,no,no

I don't even want to think about it

:eek:
 

Hammered_gods

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Originally posted by Der Helm
Thoose words from your mouth ?

Aaargh,
my world is turning upside down.

Especially when I think about your way to "dispose" men you don't want anymore

:D:D:D

No,no,no

I don't even want to think about it

:eek:


Yeah lots of men aren't smart in bed,which pisses me off....;):D:D:D
 

monochrom

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Originally posted by Hammered_gods
Yeah lots of men aren't smart in bed,which pisses me off....;):D:D:D

Smart? Is there an entrance test or something?

*Hopes that he doesn't has to do physics before touching a girl the next time*
 

monochrom

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Originally posted by Carpathian_Wolf
Yeah we all have to take test to see who gets lucky...haha :D

"You may now lovingly fondle my clitoris, but only if you can tell me the square root of 865562967470000005. Come on baby, work that brain..."
 

Carpathian_Wolf

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Originally posted by monochrom
"You may now lovingly fondle my clitoris, but only if you can tell me the square root of 865562967470000005. Come on baby, work that brain..."

Or she may say...


*you may suck my breasts if you tell me what 34790934785083490900598490 x 795059078905789575970589507505098087056 is..come on thats not such a big number....work out out quickly and then you can get to work*

hehee

:D
 

monochrom

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Originally posted by Carpathian_Wolf
Or she may say...


*you may suck my breasts if you tell me what 34790934785083490900598490 x 795059078905789575970589507505098087056 is..come on thats not such a big number....work out out quickly and then you can get to work*

hehee

:D

A favourite might also be: "Darling, you could actually put that thing somewhere useful, but first tell me about the hunting techniques of the most common south american songbirds."
 

monochrom

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Originally posted by Carpathian_Wolf
I reckon she would ask the most complex question ever....:D

They've been doing that for ages - "Tell me, what are thinking of right now?" As the answer is either sex, football, or sex and football, we have to lie and there goes the relationship.
 

Der Helm

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Originally posted by monochrom
They've been doing that for ages - "Tell me, what are thinking of right now?" As the answer is either sex, football, or sex and football, we have to lie and there goes the relationship.
Yep, I just hate these philosophical questions :D:D:D
 

Der Helm

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Originally posted by monochrom
"You may now lovingly fondle my clitoris, but only if you can tell me the square root of 865562967470000005. Come on baby, work that brain..."
That migh be thir first time that I could use the higher mathemetics my teachers tried to punch in my head

:D:D:D