The Truth about Korn

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Zombi

W:O:A Metalmaster
10 Jan. 2002
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The other day I realised the shocking conspiracy behind korn (the band, not the drink)

If any have ever seen them on mtv, you should have noticed that all their songs consist entirely out dischords. It is a well known fact that too many dischords can lead to headaches and sore ears.

And korn need to make money, so who profits from headaches?? Well, the makers of Aspirin of course!

Therefore, Korn must employed by Aspirin so that people who like their music buy their CDs, and people who don't, buy loads of Aspirins. They can't lose!!!

In conclusion, I would like to say that Korn must be banned under the Kyoto Treaty. As well as all religions, and underwear should be free.
 

Zombi

W:O:A Metalmaster
10 Jan. 2002
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Edinburgh, Scotland
Limp Bizkit are misled scientists trying to promote a new phonetic alphebet. FIGHT IT!

Linkin Park are just another sony-bred boy band (come on, just look at them)

Slipknot are really a bunch of republicans trying to influence the youth. Why else do they wear masks? You can tell a republican face from 10 kilometers away.

Mud...whatever they're called...are just a bunch of idiots with too much time on their hands, or they wanna be girls, and they keep fucking up the makeup.

Some of these bands secret probably go much deeper, they just conceal it better than korn.

Manowar have maybe lost interest in metal chicks, and are trying out some pop chicks instead.