the english forum ressurection poem

[Warthog]

Remember, kids, you can't have a resurrection unless you first have an erection in some direction.

 

[MrHellRaiser]

btw the new thing is better. but you have to work on the violence thing it's not cool

 

[LEX]

That was beautiful *whipes tear of admiration from eye*

 

[The Raven]

hey what about the Indian Guy who hung around and stuff...

 

[Hammered_gods]

You cant ressurect the forum. It simply got too boring. Even on german forum are people talking about bullshit. Oh well I can laugh only about brutal sadistic stuff. The people over here are too normal :/ Maybe I expected too much of them....

In czech forums is at least some fun, when people insult each other all the time. No brothers of sisters in metal or what...I like czech selfishness and arogancy after all

 

[LEX]

shut your dickmunch Czech pie hole you braindead herpywhore fannybatter sewer sucking twat. Your dirty rotten forums will never be as good as ours!
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[Hammered_gods]

No way I looked on Obscene Extreme homepage and found in guestbook:

I shit slug cause of the music.

...and as the headliner you can take that gays from O-zone.

Shit on it, fuck!!! Everyone wants this or that band, but the main thing is that we got beer in mouth, Big Beat destroying our ears. Book just few local bands, few czech growling classics and for the rest of the money that you will save, you would buy lots of beer and good hashish, everybody would get 100 beers and 10 g of hashish. Then it will be fun !


Yeah I know... grindheads allways had a better sense for humor

 

[Hammered_gods]

Or this is reall cool:

Do you know if Metallica has some homwpage? We(well I wanted to say I) played with them and shared dressing rooms with them, and they are really cool guys. Our bands name is Get inside an ass, and we are really cool band like Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, or Beatles.

 

[Hammered_gods]

...Black metal is only for Black people...Dont shit yourself into the music of my black brothers-blacmetal is our music as well as rap, hip-hop,porngroove,OI! and reggeae....

 

[Warthog]

Those are really funny - not the actual insults. but because the English is so hilariously bad.

"Shit on it, fuck!"? Am I supposed to feel threatened?

 

[dittohead]

like i said she is preaching

 

[Hammered_gods]

Those are really funny - not the actual insults. but because the English is so hilariously bad.

"Shit on it, fuck!"? Am I supposed to feel threatened?

I translate it as is sounds in czech. Most of things loose its meaning when you translate from czech to english. English is simply less fun than czech

 

[Warthog]

I translate it as is sounds in czech. Most of things loose its meaning when you translate from czech to english. English is simply less fun than czech

You really shouldn't judge a language until you learn how to speak it, you know!

 

[Hammered_gods]

You really shouldn't judge a language until you learn how to speak it, you know!

We got different obscene words for every situation. And we can create our own words and everybody will understand it. Simply its harder and more flexible language

And I dont really want to learn some language. I was failing my german class and now I am failing my french class as well. I like only my own language....why cant everybody use czech language, damn bastards

 

[LEX]

Jsi v hajzlu. Polib mi prdel