Shitting

[Warthog]

Originally posted by Zarborg
I don't some extreme method, I wan to start with some natural one... I'm kind of a hippies....

you know what works for me?

Buy a big bottle of apple juice. One of those gallon-size ones if you can. Drink as much of it as you can in one sitting, until you're full. About an hour or two later, you'll feel an uncomfortable rumbling in your stomach, and then you'll have to go to the bathroom. You'll release some of the most toxic smelling farts in your life. And it will be mostly liquid coming out your rear. But it will clean out your system like nothing else ever could.

 

[Hammered_gods]

Originally posted by Warthog
you know what works for me?

Buy a big bottle of apple juice. One of those gallon-size ones if you can. Drink as much of it as you can in one sitting, until you're full. About an hour or two later, you'll feel an uncomfortable rumbling in your stomach, and then you'll have to go to the bathroom. You'll release some of the most toxic smelling farts in your life. And it will be mostly liquid coming out your rear. But it will clean out your system like nothing else ever could.

That won't be working for me,I have VERY slow metabolism

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

I don't know why, but I'm not having nice shits in these last 2 days.......

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

Originally posted by Sodomy&Lust
I don't know why, but I'm not having nice shits in these last 2 days.......

Ive know that happen when you seem to go different countries?!

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

Originally posted by Carpathian_Wolf
Ive know that happen when you seem to go different countries?!

Maybe..... Anyway, when I travelled to Amsterdam I had the best shits of my life (and twice a day!! )

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

Originally posted by Sodomy&Lust
Maybe..... Anyway, when I travelled to Amsterdam I had the best shits of my life (and twice a day!! )

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

And the spanish guy I met the other day likes smoking weed, so I may shit well again

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

Originally posted by Sodomy&Lust
And the spanish guy I met the other day likes smoking weed, so I may shit well again

 

[Warthog]

Originally posted by Sodomy&Lust
I don't know why, but I'm not having nice shits in these last 2 days.......

Well, you can blame it on the beer, right?

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

Originally posted by Sodomy&Lust
And the spanish guy I met the other day likes smoking weed, so I may shit well again

No way...... One week smoking hashish and I still shit awfully bad.....

It may be the food at the uni's restaurant. I think I'm starting to know why it's so cheap.

 

[ShizzoKrause]

Wow, no shitting here for almost 4 month

 

[Hammered_gods]

Originally posted by ShizzoKrause
Wow, no shitting here for almost 4 month

Yeah especially Ditto is full of shit

 

[ShizzoKrause]

Originally posted by Hammered_gods
Yeah especially Ditto is full of shit

So there´s no room for anything else in this little bug

 

[Hammered_gods]

Originally posted by ShizzoKrause
So there´s no room for anything else in this little bug

I would be glad if it would be so...but how can you explain then, that he is writing such a shit that aint even funny?

 

[ShizzoKrause]

Originally posted by Hammered_gods
I would be glad if it would be so...but how can you explain then, that he is writing such a shit that aint even funny?

Little body -> shit gets squeeshed out....