need help from native English speakers!

[Zombi]

Im suprised you dont need a new liver yet

bionic implants...

I'm the alcoholic version of the six million dollar man. and i'm sexier than Lee Majors too!

 

[dittohead]

...but zombi-fied?

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

bionic implants...

I'm the alcoholic version of the six million dollar man. and i'm sexier than Lee Majors too!

Are you drunk???

 

[Zombi]

The reason I drink so much is because of glandular problem. I need to drink loads or else I die.


Didn't Dean Martin say something like that?

 

[Zombi]

Are you drunk???

No I...isn't...

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

No I...isn't...

Hmmm.......

 

[Zombi]

Hmmm.......

I get drunk out of totally utilitarian reasons. When I'm drunk, everyone including myself is much more happy. Bentham would be proud.

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

You get drunk from drinking too much vodka!

 

[Zombi]

You get drunk from drinking too much vodka!

you are wrong. I don't drink vodka.

 

[Zombi]

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day. "

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."

- Dean Martin (my idol)

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

you are wrong. I don't drink vodka.

Im right and I know I am

 

[Zombi]

Im right and I know I am

you're wrong and you don't know you are. I don't drink vodka... I changed to Whisky...

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

you're wrong and you don't know you are. I don't drink vodka... I changed to Whisky...

Ah well not much difference!

 

[Zombi]

Ah well not much difference!

A HUGE difference...one is made out of potatos, the other out of....whisky...ermm...

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

A HUGE difference...one is made out of potatos, the other out of....whisky...ermm...

But does it really matter....?