License to drink alcohol?

[Supercharger]

I drink jagermeister in copious amounts

 

[Hammered_gods]

best is not drink any food before that,you can vomit it back to the bottle

 

[Supercharger]

gonna do just that

 

[SheisTheDark]

yeah I cant agree more!!! Jägermeister makes you throw up in the morning or gives you a hang over that makes you pray to god for a sudden death!

 

[gnoff]

It feels sortof starnge to have stayed sober for so long now, maybe I will become a new person after this??



Naaah...

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

@Gnoff: don't give up being gnoff

 

[gnoff]

Originally posted by Sodomy&Lust
@Gnoff: don't give up being gnoff

Don't worry Pablo, I won't

 

[Supercharger]

goddamn it..I have a lisence to drink alcohol

 

[gnoff]

Well, ack to this old topic once more...

On friday we were going out in Sundsvall, me and Katta and Ray and some non-forumlers.

Was going behind the bus station to take a piss and to get to the right place was supposed to jump over this small brick wall.

What do I do?
When I jump I put my left knee right on the fucking edge of the wall!
Pain!

Now my entire left knee is purple...

 

[brutal-maniac]

i left my gilfriend on the highway at 200km from home,i was so drunk that i completly forgot that i left her in the middle of the night on the highway,it is just when i walk up the next afternoon that i had 15 messages on my mobile phone with my girlfriend crying.but i didn t have any money to go pick her up at the police station so she had to hitchhike back home...

she was really mad at me but anyway i am such a wonderfull man that she didn t dump me like the big asshole that i am...

hahahahahahhahaha

cheers

 

[gnoff]

Originally posted by brutal-maniac
i left my gilfriend on the highway at 200km from home,i was so drunk that i completly forgot that i left her in the middle of the night on the highway,it is just when i walk up the next afternoon that i had 15 messages on my mobile phone with my girlfriend crying.but i didn t have any money to go pick her up at the police station so she had to hitchhike back home...

she was really mad at me but anyway i am such a wonderfull man that she didn t dump me like the big asshole that i am...

hahahahahahhahaha

cheers

I hope you were not driving???

 

[SheisTheDark]

Originally posted by brutal-maniac
i left my gilfriend on the highway at 200km from home,i was so drunk that i completly forgot that i left her in the middle of the night on the highway,it is just when i walk up the next afternoon that i had 15 messages on my mobile phone with my girlfriend crying.but i didn t have any money to go pick her up at the police station so she had to hitchhike back home...

she was really mad at me but anyway i am such a wonderfull man that she didn t dump me like the big asshole that i am...

hahahahahahhahaha

cheers

Hmmm. yah. Thats not very nice Sir! I dont think that I will ever party with you...I dont want to end up at the end of the world some where having to hitch hike back home.lol.

 

[gnoff]

Last night I was to send a SMS to wolfi saying

"You bastard! I am drunk!"

But I sent it to my moms husband instead...


aargh!

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

Originally posted by gnoff
Last night I was to send a SMS to wolfi saying

"You bastard! I am drunk!"

But I sent it to my moms husband instead...


aargh!

 

[gnoff]

Originally posted by Carpathian_Wolf

I am the bastard though