Latenight Entertainment, only for da'Ladies!

[SheisTheDark]

Yeah okay...this is another spam thread born once again, uh hem...how ever..its fun!

So did you ever notice, Ladies, how you dont exactly get to take advantage of the same right as men....and that is...seeing the opposite sex dance naked?!

Have you ever thought about why that exactly is?

Perhaps seeing big greesy, gay men in G-Strings dance, isnt your thang?!

Well I propose a new invention...A metal strip club for women! Here we would only have the finest men, with the finest long hair...and the sexiest leather pants ever...doing nothing but thrashing their heads to the heaviest metal EVAAAAAA!

So whaddddaja'S think? Elaborate...

 

[Zombi]

I think Ben Elton summed it up nicely.

He said something along the lines of...

When woman go so see a strip show...they're with their friends, having a laugh, a drink...they're there for the fun!

But with men!...oh no....this is a serious business...you see them all..staring at the woman intently..noone says anything...they're gathering up the memories for later mastubational purposes...

 

[SheisTheDark]

and who's to say that women dont have the same mastabrababa purposes as you's?! pawh! Men...!

Yeah okay...so there are such tour buses that take lonely old fat women to the grosses strip clubs, and they go their for fun...and what not...but I think my club would be so much more different!

Just think about it..guys could come their with their girlfriends, have a drink....or two or three..um but then would take off their shirts and just start dancing and earn the money back that they just wasted ;-)

ITS PERFECT!

 

[Zombi]

why only men? girls should take off their clothes too. then you got a metalhead nudist bar!

 

[SheisTheDark]

Yeah but the whole point of the CLUB!

not a bar...pff...again men only thinkin about drinkin...just kidding...You are distorting my dream!

But the whole point is to have MEN DANCING FOR WOMEN! if you wanna have naked metal chicks then open your own club up down the street! pff...tryin mak my shit!

 

[Zombi]

ok...metalhead nudist CLUB...where everyone dances about naked....how's that?

 

[dittohead]

you volunteering, zombi?

 

[NightFairy]

Originally posted by Zombi
why only men? girls should take off their clothes too. then you got a metalhead nudist bar!

because the club shall be only for ladies

 

[Zombi]

depends how much I get paid.

 

[NightFairy]

Originally posted by Zombi
depends how much I get paid.

depends on your striping ability

 

[Zombi]

what? should I give you a private performance when we're at wacken?

 

[dittohead]

no thank you

 

[Zombi]

wasn't asking you

 

[dittohead]

no one answered

 

[putridtorture]

metalhead guys doing strips in a club....errr, no. thats why if any guy whos done a live striptease walks down the street he gets homophobic abuse screamed at him. we dont want that for us guys? fuck no!