I need some German Phrases for Waken

[Mr. Pink]

OK, you're right!

In a restaurant in Hessen, Germany (Restaurant "Waldgeist) there are the biggest Schnitzel in the Schnitzel history!!!

And for sure, my first picture was very bad! A Schnitzel without french fries is like a christian Black-Metal-Band...

THIS is a Schnitzel:
http://picnic.ciao.com/de/2709928.jpg

 

[Schweinchen]

OK, you're right!

In a restaurant in Hessen, Germany (Restaurant "Waldgeist) there are the biggest Schnitzel in the Schnitzel history!!!

And for sure, my first picture was very bad! A Schnitzel without french fries is like a christian Black-Metal-Band...

THIS is a Schnitzel:
http://picnic.ciao.com/de/2709928.jpg

Ah, thank for looking it up! That's also what I had in mind!

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

Hell yeah!!! Only because of Schnitzel I consider all the time moving back to Germany!!

 

[Lord Soth]

Hell yeah!!! Only because of Schnitzel I consider all the time moving back to Germany!!

If that ain't some compliment....

 

[Lady_Wolf]

schnitzel could be a dutch invention.
Because it is soooo fucking cheap...

you take a tiny piece of meat, beat the hell out of it to make it large and flat, put some flour, egg and bread on it, bake it and sell if for 10 times the cost of making it...

 

[Elaine_\m/]

Hasta la vista, Baby – Bis später, Baby.

Go ahead. Make my day. – Komm schon. Freu’ mich.

These go to eleven! – Diese steigen bis elf.

Here’s lookin’ at you, kid. – Prost!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ....... !!!!!!!!!

E.T. phone home. – Ich kann wirklich überhaupt kein deutsch.

 

[Lord Soth]

@gnoff, where's YOUR nice sentences, huh?

Don't be shy.... remember that one with the Stacheldraht?

 

[Lady_Wolf]

Wo sind die Klo's?

 

[Quark]

Wo sind die Klo's?

Für €125 (oder mehr) haste eins aufm Wacken!

 

[Schweinchen]

@gnoff, where's YOUR nice sentences, huh?

Don't be shy.... remember that one with the Stacheldraht?

I sure do, but I don't want to steal the show from gnoff...

 

[Lord Soth]

I sure do, but I don't want to steal the show from gnoff...

Yeah, right.... let him do the dirty job!

He's so fucking good at that!

 

[monochrom]

"Entschuldigen Sie, Fräulein, aber sind Sie vielleicht Röntgenassistentin?"

Ah, the first important sentence.

Also learn: "Oh Gottogott Herr Doktor, die Röntgenbilder dieses Herrn wollen mir garnicht gefallen!"

You have to look extremely frightened when you say this, and maybe wiggle your tits a little. Yes, you have to be female to say this sentence.