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[calonderiel]

VILLAGER #3: I got better.
VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway!
CROWD: Burn! Burn her!
BEDEMIR: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether
she is a witch.
CROWD: Are there? What are they?
BEDEMIR: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2: Burn!
CROWD: Burn, burn them up!
BEDEMIR: And what do you burn apart from witches?

 

[Lordwalter]

Originally posted by calonderiel
Ok... Well, I'm at the office too, that's why I can spam so much

 

[calonderiel]

VILLAGER #1: More witches!
VILLAGER #2: Wood!
BEDEMIR: So, why do witches burn? [pause]
VILLAGER #3: B -... 'cause they're made of wood...?
BEDEMIR: Good!
CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...
BEDEMIR: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEMIR: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah, yeah... right.
BEDEMIR: Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1: No, no.

 

[argon factor]

Hey . . . calondy . . . could you step on the brakes?! You already overtook ME!!!

 

[calonderiel]

VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
CROWD: The pond!
BEDEMIR: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1: Bread!
VILLAGER #2: Apples!
VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks! (A fine example of scientific knowledge)
VILLAGER #1: Cider!
VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!
VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
VILLAGER #2: Mud!
VILLAGER #3: Churches - churches! (How would he know?)
VILLAGER #2: Lead - lead!

 

[calonderiel]

ARTHUR: (Dramatically) A duck.
CROWD: Oooh.
BEDEMIR: Exactly! So, logically...,
VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
BEDEMIR: And therefore - ?
VILLAGER #1: A witch!
CROWD: A witch!
BEDEMIR: We shall use my larger scales! [yelling]
BEDEMIR: Right, remove the supports! [whop] [creak]
CROWD: A witch! A witch!
WITCH: It's a fair cop.
CROWD: Burn her! Burn! [yelling]

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

Hi, people!!!

I'm here!!!

I was trying to read the 20 pages opened during last 24 hours, but I haven't been able!! I hope you haven't posted any interesting stuff in the last 10 pages!

 

[calonderiel]

Originally posted by argon factor
Hey . . . calondy . . . could you step on the brakes?! You already overtook ME!!!

I'll finish that other favourite scene and I'll take a break for coffee and cigarette... Give you time to catch up

 

[calonderiel]

BEDEMIR: Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
ARTHUR: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
BEDEMIR: My liege!
ARTHUR: Good Sir knight, will you come with me to Camelot, and join us at
the Round Table?
BEDEMIR: My liege! I would be honored.
ARTHUR: What is your name?
BEDEMIR: Bedemir, my leige.
ARTHUR: Then I dub you Sir Bedemir, Knight of the Round Table.

 

[Lordwalter]

Originally posted by Sodomy&Lust
Hi, people!!!

I'm here!!!

I was trying to read the 20 pages opened during last 24 hours, but I haven't been able!! I hope you haven't posted any interesting stuff in the last 10 pages!

Hola Pablito!
Nothing interesting??? Noooo This guys are amazing!! Believe me that!!

 

[argon factor]

Originally posted by calonderiel
I'll finish that other favourite scene and I'll take a break for coffee and cigarette... Give you time to catch up

Damn . . . you're bound for the top position, aren't you!?

 

[calonderiel]

Originally posted by Sodomy&Lust
Hi, people!!!

I'm here!!!

I was trying to read the 20 pages opened during last 24 hours, but I haven't been able!! I hope you haven't posted any interesting stuff in the last 10 pages!

Pure spamming or nearly so... Don't worry, we're mainly working on the stats... And when you've got a few spammers online at the same time, it tends to fill up fast

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

Today I've found out that Calonderiel is a man! (due to his avatar )

 

[calonderiel]

Originally posted by argon factor
Damn . . . you're bound for the top position, aren't you!?

Well, Shizzo will soon be history, Gnoff will be a tougher nut to crack... But I can give it a try

 

[calonderiel]

Originally posted by Sodomy&Lust
Today I've found out that Calonderiel is a man! (due to his avatar )

No actually I'm a woman, I just got that nice beard

Well, I fear my avatar gave me up. You thought I was a woman for a time?