Hit 5,000 before WOA 2003?

[calonderiel]

Alright... time for a break... Keyboard is starting to melt under my fingers

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

Originally posted by calonderiel
Well, I fear my avatar gave me up. You thought I was a woman for a time?

NO! It's just that I didn't know your genre.

 

[calonderiel]

Originally posted by Sodomy&Lust
NO! It's just that I didn't know your genre.

Eheh... Well now you do

Damn, someone got me some work to do...

 

[calonderiel]

I'll have to try to find why some cluster is not functionning... Bummer... I hate that... And not being on the machine won't help.

Ah well, I'll still be able to spam some though, but I don't think I'll be able to take over gnoff... That'd be a full time task

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

Well, I'm leaving. My break is being too long, considering that I must take an exam tomorrow afternoon.

Bye!
Au Revoir!

 

[calonderiel]

See you... Well, seems I've got the place for myself... Maybe I'll at long last be able to fill that whole page by myself!

 

[calonderiel]

Scene 6

BEDEMIR: And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.
ARTHUR: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedemir. Explain again how
sheeps' bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
BEDEMIR: Oh, certainly, sir.
LAUNCELOT: Look, my liege!

 

[calonderiel]

ARTHUR: Camelot!
GALAHAD: Camelot!
LAUNCELOT: Camelot!
PATSY: It's only a model.
ARTHUR: Shhh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride...
to Camelot.

[singing]

 

[calonderiel]

We're knights of the round table
We dance when e'er we're able
We do routines and parlour scenes
With footwork impecce-Able.
We dine well here in Camelot - We eat ham and jam and spam a lot [dancing]
We're knights of the Round Table
Our shows are for-mid-able
Oh many times we're given rhymes - That are quite unsing-able

 

[calonderiel]

We not so fat in Camelot - We sing from the diaphragm a lot
[tap-dancing]
Oh we're tough and able
Quite indefatigable
Between our quests we [something] And impersonate Clark Gable
It's a bit too loud in Camelot
I have to push the pram a lot.
ARTHUR: Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot - 'tis a silly place.
Right.

 

[calonderiel]

We dine well here in Camelot - We eat ham and jam and spam a lot [dancing]
We're knights of the Round Table

I like this part... Spam a lot...

That makes us knights of the round table?

 

[calonderiel]

Scene 7

GOD: Arthur! Arthur, King of the Britons! Oh, don't grovel! If there's one
thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.
ARTHUR: Sorry -
GOD: And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's,
"sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy". What are you
doing now!?
ARTHUR: I'm averting my eyes, oh Lord.
GOD: Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms - they're so depressing.
Now knock it off!

 

[calonderiel]

ARTHUR: Yes, Lord.
GOD: Right! Arthur, King of the Britons - your Knights of the Round Table
shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times.
ARTHUR: Good idea, oh Lord!
GOD: 'Course it's a good idea! Behold! [Holy Music] Arthur, this is
the Holy Grail. Look well, Arthur, for it is your sacred task to seek this
Grail. That is your purpose, Arthur - the Quest for the Holy Grail.
ARTHUR: A blessing!
LAUNCELOT: A blessing from the Lord!
GALAHAD: God be praised!

 

[calonderiel]

Scene 8

[clop clop]
ARTHUR: Halt! Hallo! Hallo!
GUARD: 'Allo! Who is zis?
ARTHUR: It is King Arthur, and these are the Knights of the Round Table.
Who's castle is this?
GUARD: This is the castle of [something] Louis de Whopper

 

[calonderiel]

ARTHUR: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a
sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night he can
join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
GUARD: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen... Uh, he's
already got one, you see?
ARTHUR: What?
GALAHAD: He says they've already got one!
ARTHUR: Are you sure he's got one?
GUARD: Oh, yes, it's very nice-a {Aside to the other French, "I told him
we already got one. (Assorted giggling)}