Hit 5,000 before WOA 2003?

[Aegir]

Surely I must be close to a page-opener...

 

[Aegir]

Ooh, I was

 

[Aegir]

I'm still bored

 

[Aegir]

Where's gnoff? We need a professional spammer in here!

 

[Aegir]

I'll post some Spam Haiku from the Spamku archive... that should fill a few posts

 

[Aegir]

Salty piece of meat
hear it crackle when it cooks
its the pig screaming, help!

 

[Aegir]

In the can awaits
a chunk of pig stuff, looks wierd
but taste good, its spam!

 

[Aegir]

A newfound penny.
A brand-new job, and SPAM too.
This is a good day!

 

[Aegir]

As a pig, I danced
become spam, I am consumed
spreadable revenge

 

[Aegir]

spam spam spam spam spam
damn that caned spam took my wife
she loves that damn spam

 

[Aegir]

And finally...

Slide the meat-like brick
From the tin on to the plate
Looks like monkey brains

 

[Aegir]

SPAM!

And now for some spam facts!

 

[Aegir]

Ingredients:

Chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added.
Salt (for binding, flavour, and firmness)
Water (to help in mixing)
Sugar (for flavour)
Sodium Nitrite (for colour and as a preservative)
Yum yum!

 

[Aegir]

Nutrition Information For SPAM (original style):

Calories Per Serving: 170
Calories Per Serving From Fat: 140
Serving Size: 2 oz.
Servings Per Container: 6 (large) or 3.5 (small)
Total Fat: 16g
Saturated Fat: 6g
Cholesterol: 40mg
Sodium: 750mg
Total Carbohydrates: 0g
Fiber: 0g
Sugars: 0g
Proteins: 7g
Vitamin A: 0%
Vitamin C: 0%
Calcium: 0%
Iron: 2%
Deee-licious!

 

[Aegir]

Nifty Spam Trivia!
(by the way, this stuff is taken from http://www.cusd.claremont.edu/~mrosenbl/spamfacts.html)

By World War II, Hormel had sold twenty thousand tons of Spam. Then, during the wartime meat rationing, Spam got popular...