Hit 5,000 before WOA 2003?

[Aegir]

Question 2
Can I trust my health to SPAM?

Well, that's for you to decide - but consider this list of quality checks:

Bacteria counts of fresh meat.
Percent of leanness.
Proper quantities and blending of ingredients.
Can inspection for defects, both before and after cooking.
Temperature of meat going into can.
Sealed cans checked for vacuum and closing seam.
Closing temperature and time checked.
Product tasting to evaluate visual appearance, shape, and flavour.
No wonder SPAM's shelf life is ''indefinite''!

 

[Aegir]

Spamming is such a waste of time, but I love it so

 

[calonderiel]

Back to work on the ranking... Need at least 40 more posts to get to #4

 

[calonderiel]

Originally posted by Aegir
Spamming is such a waste of time, but I love it so

Waste. Maybe... At least it's something to do to while away time at work...

 

[Aegir]

Question 3
What does SPAM stand for?

One of the world's most asked and most incorrectly answered questions. The truth is, SPAM doesn't really stand for anything. When SPAM first came out, it was marketed as Hormel Spiced Ham (see The SPAM Story), and it soon had many competitors. In order to get the lion's share of the market, Hormel decided their Spiced Ham needed a catchier name. A prize of $100 was offered for a new, memorable name. The prize was won by Kenneth Daig neau, brother of a Hormel executive, when at a New Year's Eve party he suggested the name "SPAM". The rest is history. If the truth isn't what you hoped for, why not check out some of the theories people have come up with over the years?

(next post: theories)

 

[calonderiel]

*Wonders how many page opening I'm at*

 

[Aegir]

Originally posted by calonderiel
Waste. Maybe... At least it's something to do to while away time at work...

Exactly! I have nothing to do for the next half an hour so I immediately thought of spam

 

[calonderiel]

Copy pasting is an idea... Maybe I'll go get some thing to spam with too...

 

[Aegir]

Theories
What is Spam?

Pig meat.
Dog meat.
Rodent meat.
Armadillo meat.
Congealed, dyed lard.
Dyed salt licks.
Maps, backwards.
Darn tasty!

 

[Aegir]

Originally posted by calonderiel
Copy pasting is an idea... Maybe I'll go get some thing to spam with too...

Copy pasting is great, it allows me to spam with lots and lots of interesting facts about spam

 

[calonderiel]

How about some monthy python...

 

[Aegir]

Theories
What does "Spam" stand for?

Spiced Ham.
Specially Processed Army Meat.
Specially Processed Armadillo Meat.
Super Pink Artificial Meat.
Squirrel, Possum, And Mouse.
Silly People Ate More.
Salted Pork And More.
Truth, Justice, And The American Way.

 

[Aegir]

Originally posted by calonderiel
How about some monthy python...

Yes! Bring on the Monty Python!

 

[Aegir]

Theories
Why is Spam funny?

Sound of the word - SPAM!!!
Embarrassment of being caught eating it.
Other people think so.
Steals Robin Williams' routines.
Subliminal messages in competitors' packaging.
I don't know.
Spam's not funny!!!!!

 

[calonderiel]

Originally posted by Aegir
Copy pasting is great, it allows me to spam with lots and lots of interesting facts about spam

Yeah, but it lacks a bit of interaction...