Hit 5,000 before WOA 2003?

[Aegir]

My computer crashed, wating valuable spamming time
Keep up the good work, calonderiel! We need more spammers like you!

 

[calonderiel]

Scene 3

[clop clop]
ARTHUR: Old woman!
DENNIS: Man!
ARTHUR: Man, sorry. What knight live in that castle over there?
DENNIS: I'm thirty seven.
ARTHUR: What?
DENNIS: I'm thirty seven - I'm not old!
ARTHUR: Well, I can't just call you 'Man'.
DENNIS: Well, you could say 'Dennis'.
ARTHUR: Well, I didn't know you were called 'Dennis.'
DENNIS: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?
ARTHUR: I did say sorry about the 'old woman,' but from the behind
you looked -

 

[Lordwalter]

This is amazing!!!
What argon_factor, calonderiel and Aegir made in the last hours is fantastic!! Congratulations folks!! You are really professional Spammers. No doubt about that!

@Calonderiel, I hope you can come to Wacken this year!!

 

[calonderiel]

DENNIS: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior!
ARTHUR: Well, I AM king...
DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By exploitin'
the workers - by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates
the economic an' social differences in our society! If there's ever going
to be any progress -
WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh - how d'you do?
ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady. I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who's
castle is that?
WOMAN: King of the who?
ARTHUR: The Britons.

 

[Aegir]

Originally posted by Lordwalter
This is amazing!!!
What argon_factor, calonderiel and Aegir made in the last hours is fantastic!! Congratulations folks!! You are really professional Spammers. No doubt about that!

@Calonderiel, I hope you can come to Wacken this year!!

*blushes*
Hey, its all in the name of spam

 

[calonderiel]

Originally posted by Aegir
My computer crashed, wating valuable spamming time
Keep up the good work, calonderiel! We need more spammers like you!

Thanks

Besides, I've got the whole script of holy grail to use... Should make an interesting number of posts!

 

[calonderiel]

Originally posted by Lordwalter
This is amazing!!!
What argon_factor, calonderiel and Aegir made in the last hours is fantastic!! Congratulations folks!! You are really professional Spammers. No doubt about that!

@Calonderiel, I hope you can come to Wacken this year!!

thanks!

I hope I can come too... I would only be stopped if Nathalie's really in a bad shape... And then maybe it's nothing... So, no use to worry now.

 

[Aegir]

I'm off now, I have to return to the real world, I'll try and come back online later tonight and spam some more... I think I'm addicted!

Farewell

 

[calonderiel]

WOMAN: Who are the Britons?
ARTHUR: Well, we all are. We're all Britons and I am your king.
WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous
collective.
DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A
self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes -
WOMAN: Oh there you go, bringing class into it again.
DENNIS: That's what it's all about if only people would -
ARTHUR: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that
castle?
WOMAN: No one live there.
ARTHUR: Then who is your lord?
WOMAN: We don't have a lord.:
ARTHUR: What?

 

[Lordwalter]

Originally posted by calonderiel
thanks!

I hope I can come too... I would only be stopped if Nathalie's really in a bad shape... And then maybe it's nothing... So, no use to worry now.

Yes, I understand. And that is what I would you in your situation!
Good luck brother!

 

[calonderiel]

DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it
in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
ARTHUR: Yes.
DENNIS: But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a
special biweekly meeting.
ARTHUR: Yes, I see.
DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: - but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more -
ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

 

[calonderiel]

Originally posted by Aegir
I'm off now, I have to return to the real world, I'll try and come back online later tonight and spam some more... I think I'm addicted!

Farewell

Good luck with the real world! We'll await your return!

 

[calonderiel]

WOMAN: Order, eh - who does he think he is?
ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, [angels sing] her arm clad in the purest
shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water
signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur.
[singing stops] That is why I am your king!

 

[Lordwalter]

I´m having a very bad position in the Top-List of Spammers in this thread. I hope I can get a better position.

 

[calonderiel]

Originally posted by Lordwalter
Yes, I understand. And that is what I would you in your situation!
Good luck brother!

Thanks!