Hammered's (rough) sex thread

[codo der 3.]

Originally posted by Rock'n'Roll
What...? Those silly german words I don't understand...

you understand only the things you'de like. i know, i know

 

[gnoff]

Originally posted by codo der 3.
ok, ok, i tell you ...

äh ... oh ... ähm

i dont know the english words for this

I guess if you put it down in german I can try and find it on the net

 

[codo der 3.]

Originally posted by gnoff
I guess if you put it down in german I can try and find it on the net

*rofl*
gnoff, you're sure my brother - you're not stupid

the best positions are when the two people have fun.
the woman and the man.

but the woman needs more fun

 

[gnoff]

Originally posted by codo der 3.
*rofl*
gnoff, you're sure my brother - you're not stupid

the best positions are when the two people have fun.
the woman and the man.

but the woman needs more fun

Very true, it's up to the man to try and make the girl have as much fun as she wants

I did an ok job on my last gf, she had to tell me to stop from time to time when I gave her too much fun

 

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by gnoff
It's fucking amazing, I laughed till I cried

I'll have to see it again...

 

[codo der 3.]

in the english forum the half men are drunken and the other half one are angeber

 

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by codo der 3.
*lol*

i heard this too

So you have to start now, before going into the marriage thing...

 

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by gnoff
It all ends up with the following, unfortunately I don't have access to the best part that comes just before this:

"
First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
"

No point at all...

 

[gnoff]

Originally posted by codo der 3.
in the english forum the half men are drunken and the other half one are angeber

I'm not drunk right now, and I don't know what an "angeber" is

 

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by codo der 3.
you understand only the things you'de like. i know, i know

Some of it I do, but "angeber" I don't...
Please explain...... I'll give your hand a kiss...

 

[codo der 3.]

Originally posted by Rock'n'Roll
So you have to start now, before going into the marriage thing...

ok

you are the boss. i do what you're say

 

[gnoff]

Originally posted by Rock'n'Roll
No point at all...

lol



But the conversation leading up to that remark is fucking awesome!!

It's when Donnie and his two friends aresitting outside on a couch and also that old lady who walks up top her maiulbox is in that scene.

 

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by codo der 3.
in the english forum the half men are drunken and the other half one are angeber

I still don't understand...

 

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by codo der 3.
ok

you are the boss. i do what you're say

You do what you like, I just warned you...

 

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by Rock'n'Roll
I still don't understand...

Me neither...