Hammered's (rough) sex thread

[gnoff]

Originally posted by codo der 3.
they speak german of course. praise the lord

If you have access to a DVD player you should get season one and two on DVD, but in the original Englsih, they are so funny in the original language

 

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by gnoff
Yes

Well, to be honest, I am not always correct, but I try to be

That's a good thing...

 

[gnoff]

Originally posted by codo der 3.
ok, the topic of this thread is sex.

whats your fave position

Hmm, don't know really, I'm just glad if I get some

But more serious, don't have a favourite position, anyone that feels good at the moment

What's yours?

 

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by gnoff
Now I REALLY think the topic is forgotten in this thread

But maybe Homer and Marge have rough sex, I think Marge is probably a slut

Simpsons are a real slutty family...

 

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by codo der 3.
ok, the topic of this thread is sex.

whats your fave position

None, I'm very good at any position...

 

[codo der 3.]

Originally posted by Rock'n'Roll
None, I'm very good at any position...

angeber

 

[codo der 3.]

Originally posted by gnoff
Hmm, don't know really, I'm just glad if I get some

But more serious, don't have a favourite position, anyone that feels good at the moment

What's yours?

i dont have sex - i'm not married

 

[gnoff]

Originally posted by codo der 3.
i dont have sex - i'm not married

Oh, I see

Never been married myself, guess I have not had sex then

Anyone watched the film "Donnie darko"?
Really, really, REALLY great scene where thay talk about why the smurfs are so fucking kinky

 

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by codo der 3.
angeber

What...? Those silly german words I don't understand...

 

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by codo der 3.
i dont have sex - i'm not married

I've learned that married women stops having sex...

 

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by gnoff
Oh, I see

Never been married myself, guess I have not had sex then

Anyone watched the film "Donnie darko"?
Really, really, REALLY great scene where thay talk about why the smurfs are so fucking kinky

I've seen it, but probably missed the kinky scene...

 

[codo der 3.]

Originally posted by gnoff
Hmm, don't know really, I'm just glad if I get some

But more serious, don't have a favourite position, anyone that feels good at the moment

What's yours?

ok, ok, i tell you ...

äh ... oh ... ähm

i dont know the english words for this

 

[gnoff]

Originally posted by Rock'n'Roll
I've seen it, but probably missed the kinky scene...

It's fucking amazing, I laughed till I cried

 

[codo der 3.]

Originally posted by Rock'n'Roll
I've learned that married women stops having sex...

*lol*

i heard this too

 

[gnoff]

Originally posted by gnoff
It's fucking amazing, I laughed till I cried

It all ends up with the following, unfortunately I don't have access to the best part that comes just before this:

"
First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
"