Hammered's (rough) sex thread

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gnoff

gnoff

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Originally posted by codo der 3.
they speak german of course. praise the lord :D
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If you have access to a DVD player you should get season one and two on DVD, but in the original Englsih, they are so funny in the original language :)
 
gnoff

gnoff

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Originally posted by codo der 3.
ok, the topic of this thread is sex.

whats your fave position :D
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Hmm, don't know really, I'm just glad if I get some :D:D:D

But more serious, don't have a favourite position, anyone that feels good at the moment :)

What's yours?
 
gnoff

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Originally posted by codo der 3.
i dont have sex - i'm not married :D
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Oh, I see :D

Never been married myself, guess I have not had sex then :p

Anyone watched the film "Donnie darko"?
Really, really, REALLY great scene where thay talk about why the smurfs are so fucking kinky :D:D:D:D
 
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codo der 3.

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Originally posted by gnoff
Hmm, don't know really, I'm just glad if I get some :D:D:D

But more serious, don't have a favourite position, anyone that feels good at the moment :)

What's yours?
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ok, ok, i tell you ...

äh ... oh ... ähm

i dont know the english words for this :p
 
gnoff

gnoff

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Originally posted by gnoff
It's fucking amazing, I laughed till I cried :D
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It all ends up with the following, unfortunately I don't have access to the best part that comes just before this:

"
First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
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