Zombi said:you're desperate to stick a body part of yours up his ass aren't you?
Alrek said:No; only my foot. And even then, it's only figurative for 'kicking his ass'. Methinks enough body parts have been up dittohead's ass that it would be unwise for me to even think about doing so...

Zombi said:dude, you're so far in the closet you're in narnia.
and stop using 'methinks'.
Alrek said:By the way, you must be insecure about your own sexuality since you appear to be trying to paint me as the one in the closet to divert attention from yourself.

Zombi said:you're the one keeps on going on about asses. hhmmm but now you're trying divert the attention to me, eh? Insecure about something yourself?
but hey? what's there to be insecure about? If I were gay, i'd say so. But i'm not, I've tried masturbating to pictures of Clark Gable, but it does nothing for me.![]()

Alrek said:Asses as related to by kicking them is not gay, otherwise, everyone who has ever started a barfight by saying "I'm going to kick your ass." would be gay. Furthermore, my appreciation of the female ass disqualifies myself from any form of gayness. That is all I will say on the matter...

Zombi said:what exactly was the origin of your insulting dittohead? I seem to have forgotten.![]()
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Zombi said:Answer me!!![]()
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Alrek said:Dittohead went nuts in a conversation I had with him in which I inquired what I did to piss him off, as he appeared as such in response to something I posted. As I was bored, I decided to escalate the conflict.
Zombi said:INTERESTING STUFF! Was said conversation in this forum, I think I might even remember it...
Zombi said:dude, you're so far in the closet you're in narnia.
and stop using 'methinks'.

MetalCommando said:i have a dream
of a cagefight between ditto and alrek
the cage was suspended atop of the fun stage at wacken. And we all threw tomatoes at them
