dittohead must be destroyed!!

[Lady_Wolf]

yes, fat people scare me

so all we need to do is take you to a tankard show?

 

[Alrek]

HAHAHA

Dittohead would be eaten with a side of french fries there!

 

[Lady_Wolf]

*pokes Ditto too deep in his ear with q-tips*

 

[Alrek]

*pokes Ditto too deep in his ear with q-tips*

That won't do anything, since the area between his ears is hollow

 

[Lady_Wolf]

it will damage his trommelvlies (tympanum according to one of those free translation sites, but they usually suck) and it feels really really annoying!

*pokes again with the same dirty q-tip as before*

 

[Alrek]

it will damage his trommelvlies (tympanum according to one of those free translation sites, but they usually suck) and it feels really really annoying!

*pokes again with the same dirty q-tip as before*

Then keep it up. We could make money off him if we rent him out as a punching bag for those who need to take out some anger. Since one wouldn't derive satisfaction from beating up such a pipsqueak, I'd only charge...£5 for 15 min.