Der Sauerkraut-thread (crap German only)

[codo der 3.]

ihr habt alle nen knall

 

[Suwarin]

Originally posted by Warthog
See the horror unleashed when an uneducated American attempts to speak German! And the gruesome acts his evil pancreas wreaks on those who mock his Babelfishian linguistic skills!

The Dailyhorrorgazette of Bad Frankenstein following shortened to TDoBF
TDoBF :Ve take ze opportunity to talk to ze Star of ze mowie who wants to be called Warthog.
Dear Mr.Warthog how di you pripare for zis avfuli impreziv rol?

 

[Suwarin]

TDoBF: Ah it seems that ze mein Star doezn't want to give us an enterview...ve vill try later again...

 

[dittohead]

hey what are you trying to do?? nick gnoff avatar?

 

[Warthog]

It takes much time, sir, to prepare a response worthy of such a profoundly good actor as I! My reply to you, then, is this:

Scrambled eggs in the morning washed down with the blood of the elderly! This is the secret of greatness, and the secret of a healthy pancreas capable of wreaking horrific evil upon the world!

 

[Suwarin]

Originally posted by dittohead
hey what are you trying to do?? nick gnoff avatar?

who me?

@Warthog
TDoBF: Doz tiz mean you uze fresch ingridentz?
Wot egz? Chicken? Duck?Strauss?
Wot elderly? Pliz do tell uz somting mor about ze topic!

 

[Warthog]

Fresh is for the weak! I use only ancient and gore-rotted ingredients, including all the body parts that the chicken-rendering factories throw away! Only by feasting on such vile flesh may my evil grow!

And the blood sucked from the veins of old people is the perfect complement to this blasphemous breakfast!

This interview is over! My next victims beckons me...

 

[Suwarin]

Originally posted by Warthog
Fresh is for the weak! I use only ancient and gore-rotted ingredients, including all the body parts that the chicken-rendering factories throw away! Only by feasting on such vile flesh may my evil grow!

And the blood sucked from the veins of old people is the perfect complement to this blasphemous breakfast!

This interview is over! My next victims beckons me...

TDoBF: Ah...um ...yez really intersting Mr.Warthog...thank you very much for ze interview..good luck for your futher kareer...
I think that I ve forgotten ze milk on ze Herd I'd better be going now....maybe ve vill see you in your next movi...."Das Pankreas aus dem Irrenhaus" thank you good night...
*quicklydisappears*

 

[Shadowtear]

*gähn*

Es is langweilig....

(It`s boring...)

 

[Master of Hades]

Irgendwie wird in diesem Thread ziemlich viel englisch gesprochen......

Deshalb würde ich sagen, Zeit für......

LEARNING GERMAN, LESSON 1:

Begriffe die jeder kennen muss:
- Rosettengesicht
- Affenarschimplantat
- Bsuffige Bochratz
- Lecktsmiamarsch Scheißglumpverreckts

Und wehe jetzt fragt mich jemand was das auf englisch heißt......

 

[Widar667]

hat denen eigentlich schon wer gesagt, was "senf" heisst?!?

 

[Master of Hades]

Originally posted by Widar667
hat denen eigentlich schon wer gesagt, was "senf" heisst?!?

Keine Ahnung......

 

[Lutherbock]

Originally posted by Master of Hades
Keine Ahnung......

mustard oder so?

 

[Master of Hades]

Originally posted by Lutherbock
mustard oder so?

Mit KEINE AHNUNG meinte ich, das ich nicht weiß ob ihnen das schon jemand gesagt hat......

 

[Hammered_gods]

Bastard senf