Der Sauerkraut-thread (crap German only)

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Suwarin

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Originally posted by Warthog
See the horror unleashed when an uneducated American attempts to speak German! And the gruesome acts his evil pancreas wreaks on those who mock his Babelfishian linguistic skills! :D
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The Dailyhorrorgazette of Bad Frankenstein following shortened to TDoBF
TDoBF :Ve take ze opportunity to talk to ze Star of ze mowie who wants to be called Warthog.
Dear Mr.Warthog how di you pripare for zis avfuli impreziv rol?
 
Warthog

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It takes much time, sir, to prepare a response worthy of such a profoundly good actor as I! My reply to you, then, is this:

Scrambled eggs in the morning washed down with the blood of the elderly! This is the secret of greatness, and the secret of a healthy pancreas capable of wreaking horrific evil upon the world!
 
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Fresh is for the weak! I use only ancient and gore-rotted ingredients, including all the body parts that the chicken-rendering factories throw away! Only by feasting on such vile flesh may my evil grow! :D

And the blood sucked from the veins of old people is the perfect complement to this blasphemous breakfast! :D:D:D

This interview is over! My next victims beckons me...
 
Suwarin

Suwarin

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Originally posted by Warthog
Fresh is for the weak! I use only ancient and gore-rotted ingredients, including all the body parts that the chicken-rendering factories throw away! Only by feasting on such vile flesh may my evil grow! :D

And the blood sucked from the veins of old people is the perfect complement to this blasphemous breakfast! :D:D:D

This interview is over! My next victims beckons me...
Zum Vergrößern anklicken....
TDoBF: Ah...um ...yez really intersting Mr.Warthog...thank you very much for ze interview..good luck for your futher kareer...
I think that I ve forgotten ze milk on ze Herd I'd better be going now....maybe ve vill see you in your next movi...."Das Pankreas aus dem Irrenhaus" thank you good night...
*quicklydisappears*
 
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