Cockblocking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brat]

LOL Scotty!
At the end of the day, no girl likes to be set up with a guy

I'm guessing you told your friend you were interested in her friend? *HONK!* bad move buddy!

 

[mugabe]

Block that cock that isn't blocked!

 

[Hammered_gods]

Re: Re: Re: Cockblocking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Warthog
Any act that sabotages a man's attempts to find a bedmate for the evening. i.e., blocking the cock from its intended destination.

Now, the REAL trick is not just getting past the cockblock, but seducing the cockblocker as well...

Hey what the fuck is your problem, there are more girls than that one. Just pick another one

 

[Der Helm]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Cockblocking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Hammered_gods
Hey what the fuck is your problem, there are more girls than that one. Just pick another one

*Mental Note*
"One day you have to visit this "Zech Republik"

 

[Warthog]

Originally posted by Brat
LOL Scotty!
At the end of the day, no girl likes to be set up with a guy

I'm guessing you told your friend you were interested in her friend? *HONK!* bad move buddy!

oh no no, I made that mistake repeatedly back in high school... ain't going back there.

It's much more effective, after all, to be direct. Wouldn't you say?

 

[Warthog]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Cockblocking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Hammered_gods
Hey what the fuck is your problem, there are more girls than that one. Just pick another one

You mean... I can have more than one?!?!?

Oh, happy happy day!

 

[Zombi]

don't worry...Lopse Cannon....that's why we have morgues...

 

[Hammered_gods]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Cockblocking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Warthog
You mean... I can have more than one?!?!?

Oh, happy happy day!

You can have how many you want if you arent ugly enough to scare the hell of them

 

[Der Helm]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Cockblocking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Hammered_gods
You can have how many you want if you arent ugly enough to scare the hell of them

Looks to the left





Goodlooking enough ?

 

[ShizzoKrause]

If you forget to remove the underwear of the girl that also could be a covkblocking for some seconds...

 

[Der Helm]

Originally posted by ShizzoKrause
If you forget to remove the underwear of the girl that also could be a covkblocking for some seconds...

Na, rip right through it.

Then ask :"I did not know you where still a virging ???"

 

[ShizzoKrause]

Originally posted by Der Helm
Na, rip right through it.

Then ask :"I did not know you where still a virging ???"

That´s why I said for seconds

 

[Warthog]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Cockblocking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Hammered_gods
You can have how many you want if you arent ugly enough to scare the hell of them

Hey, I'm not ugly, I'm the "life of the party".

 

[Hammered_gods]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Cockblocking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Warthog
Hey, I'm not ugly, I'm the "life of the party".

Something like if people see you somewhere, they want to run away?

 

[Warthog]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Cockblocking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Hammered_gods
Something like if people see you somewhere, they want to run away?

Why... you know any good therapists or support groups?