Beer

[agresionpower]

I need to survive too

Sorry, I'll make it up for you on Friday, maybe I can find a strip bar and check out the beer selction

typicly gnoff... going to a stripbar... and checking out the beer rather then the woman...

 

[Loco]

typicly gnoff... going to a stripbar... and checking out the beer rather then the woman...

Sorry, but I had to put this:

45 Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Women

1. You can enjoy a beer all month long.
2. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
3. Beer stains wash out.
4. Beer doesn't have to get a new dress for a party.
5. Beer never has a headache.
6. When a beer goes flat, you just toss it out.
7. Beer is never late.
8. Beer doesn't have a birthday for you to forget.
9. Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
10. Beer doesn't argue with you about when to drink it.
ll. You always know that you are the first one to pop a beer.
l2. Beer doesn't get upset when you come home and decide to have another beer.
13. Beer never threatens to go to a lawyer.
14. Beer labels come off without a fight.
15. A beer always goes down easy.
16. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
17. No court has ever granted a beer alimony payments.
18. You can share a beer with your friends.
19. After you have had a beer, the bottle is still worth something.
20. Hangovers go away.
21. Beers never require expensive permanent and hair tints.
22. Beer is always wet.
23. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
25. If you pour your beer right, you'll always get a good head.
26. Beer can be easily eliminated.
27. Beer is only stopping by, it doesn't stay around and nag.
28. Beer doesn't demand equality.
29. A frigid beer is a good beer.
30. You don't have to take expensive flowers home to your beer.
31. Beer never complains about when you come for it.
32. You don't have to take your beer to a psychiatrist to get it to bubble.
33. You can have a beer in public.
34. You can see through a beer and you know what you are getting.
35. When your beer gets upset, it settles down.
36. Beer is subject to quality control and doesn't argue about it.
37. Beer doesn't talk back to you and ask a lot of silly questions.
38. Beer doesn't ask you to take a lie detector test about when you had the
last one.
39. Beer doesn't have a Mother that goes with it.
40. If you drop a beer, there is no doctor bill.
41. Beer doesn't have anniversaries for you to forget.
42. Beer doesn't demand that you take it dancing before you can have it.
43. Beer doesn't have relatives that stop by and stay for weeks.
44. When you buy a beer, you own it.
45. Beer never cries or gets jealous.

 

[crushez]

Any1 got any tips on good Wheat beer? or also called Weißbier. I think I've fallen in love with this kind of beer.
Atm I'm drinking alot of:

Franziskaner Hefe-Weisse Dunkel
Franziskaner Hefe-Weisse Hell
Erdinger Weißbier
Erdinger Kristall

Theres any real hardcore wheat beers that taste delicious?

 

[gnoff]

typicly gnoff... going to a stripbar... and checking out the beer rather then the woman...

I can drink beer and watch women at the same time

 

[~ tandaradei ~]

Sorry, but I had to put this:

45 Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Women

Well, I'm sorry, too... But then I have to put this in response:

59 Reasons why beer is better than MEN!

1. A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.
2. A beer lasts longer than seven seconds.
3. A beer won't expect you to cook dinner when you're not hungry.
4. A beer will never expect you to sit in the wet spot IT makes.
5. A beer doesn't care if you go shopping.
6. A beer doesn't mind when your mother visits.
7. A beer does as many chores as a man, with a LOT less complaining.
8. Having a beer can't make you pregnant.
9. A beer won't tease you because you once liked Barry Manilow.
10. If a beer had a sports car, it wouldn't love it more than you.
11. A beer doesn't want to go out alone with the other beers.
12. A beer doesn't sulk.
13. A beer wouldn't waste its money on Playbeer magazine.
14. A beer won't switch the TV channel.
15. A beer doesn't have to sleep with the windows open.
16. A beer doesn't snore.
17. A beer can't interrupt.
18. A beer doesn't care that you can't find your car's carburetor.
19. A beer doesn't think black leather bikinis are neat.
20. A beer doesn't belch. Or fart.
21. A beer doesn't mind having pantyhose dry in the bathroom.
22. A beer doesn't care that you don't balance your checkbook.
23. A good beer is easy to find.
24. A beer can't pout.
25. A beer doesn't have a mother.
26. A beer doesn't have friends who will drink your beer.
27. A beer wouldn't yell if you dented the car.
28. A beer won't get jealous if you enjoy another beer.
29. A beer won't care if you gain five pounds.
30. A beer will be there for anytime of the month.
31. A beer doesn't want children.
32. A beer doesn't think poetry is queer.
33. A beer isn't ready until you're ready.
34. If the beer is finished before you are, you can have another beer.
35. Hangovers go away.
36. A beer tastes good.
37. Having a beer doesn't make you want to take a shower.
38. A beer will never invite friends home for dinner without calling.
39. A beer's life does not revolve around the football.
40. A beer would never make fun of your new outfit.
41. A beer never needs a shave.
42. You don't have to let a beer win.
43. A beer doesn't care what toppings you get on the pizza.
44. Just because you have dinner with a beer doesn't mean you have to sleep with a beer too.
45. A beer doesn't have morning breath.
46. A beer is happy to go where ever you want to go.
47. A beer will never drink the last beer.
48. A beer will never take the newspaper apart before you've read it.
49. When a beer is finished, it doesn't roll over and go to sleep.
50. A beer wouldn't mind if you wanted it to wear a condom.
51. A beer is never temperamental.
52. A beer will never complain about your cooking.
53. A cold beer is a good beer.
54. A beer will never worry about losing its hair.
55. A big, fat beer is nice to have.
56. A beer won't steal the covers.
57. You don't have to laugh at a beer's jokes.
58. A beer won't mind at all if you're not in the mood for beer.
59. You can enjoy a beer when you are on your period.

 

[agresionpower]

I can drink beer and watch women at the same time

poor you!

*gives gnoff a little hug*

 

[agresionpower]

Well, I'm sorry, too... But then I have to put this in response:

59 Reasons why beer is better than MEN!


59. You can enjoy a beer when you are on your period.

who says you can't enjoy a guy while you're having your period?

 

[Quark]

who says you can't enjoy a guy while you're having your period?

Zij.

 

[LooseCannon]

who says you can't enjoy a guy while you're having your period?

No comment.

 

[gnoff]

some 40 different beers is the result from this trip

 

[agresionpower]

No comment.

you're a real viking too?

 

[agresionpower]

some 40 different beers is the result from this trip

nice!

so did you get drunk or was it all samples?

 

[gnoff]

nice!

so did you get drunk or was it all samples?

Some were samples, but did manage to get fairly drunk every night

 

[agresionpower]

Some were samples, but did manage to get fairly drunk every night

so I guess it was lots of fun then

 

[gnoff]

so I guess it was lots of fun then

sure was