apparently, Swedes do it better

[Zombi]

But wasn´t here a Spampolizei once???

Maybe, but we won.

 

[ShizzoKrause]

Maybe, but we won.

I survived myself

 

[Zombi]

I survived myself

but at what cost?

*dramatic chord*

*masturbates*

 

[ShizzoKrause]

but at what cost?

*dramatic chord*

*masturbates*

Three beautiful bitches and two ugly ones

 

[Zombi]

Three beautiful bitches and two ugly ones

omgwtfbbq, what did you to them? sell them? hit them with your shoe? experiment on them? send them to the military? feed them to other bitches? convert their body mass into fuel? have sex with their unconscience bodies? stick them with needles until they bled to death? tickle their "parts"? wave goodbye to a celebrity with their skin as a hankerchief? make them into a mattress? juice em? evaluate them for a banking position?

 

[ShizzoKrause]

omgwtfbbq, what did you to them? sell them? hit them with your shoe? experiment on them? send them to the military? feed them to other bitches? convert their body mass into fuel? have sex with their unconscience bodies? stick them with needles until they bled to death? tickle their "parts"? wave goodbye to a celebrity with their skin as a hankerchief? make them into a mattress? juice em? evaluate them for a banking position?

I buy em, train em and loan em to realy ugly, dirty, old men who do unspeakable things with em and when they cry I invent even more interessting things for em...short but fucked up life

 

[Zombi]

I buy em, train em and loan em to realy ugly, dirty, old men who do unspeakable things with em and when they cry I invent even more interessting things for em...short but fucked up life

well, i'm not old, but i'd do unspeakable things with Avril Lavigne if I got the chance. Do you have her in stock?

 

[ShizzoKrause]

well, i'm not old, but i'd do unspeakable things with Avril Lavigne if I got the chance. Do you have her in stock?

No, she is to old, I prefer em younger ones.

 

[Zombi]

No, she is to old, I prefer em younger ones.

ah yes. freshly plucked.

 

[ShizzoKrause]

ah yes. freshly plucked.

Ripped out of the still warm bodies from their mother.....

 

[Zombi]

Ripped out of the still warm bodies from their mother.....

i feel like saying the word 'cavities'. there.

 

[ShizzoKrause]

i feel like saying the word 'cavities'. there.

Oh boy, you know words...

So, time for me to hunt some fresh meat....see you later radiator

 

[Zombi]

Oh boy, you know words...

So, time for me to hunt some fresh meat....see you later radiator

later refridgerator

 

[MetalCommando]

Now I know why Hitler sent the retards into camps


I'd pay to be able to send both of you to one... and see you burn gently

 

[Alrek]

Now I know why Hitler sent the retards into camps


I'd pay to be able to send both of you to one... and see you burn gently

They're not retards. They have the capacity, they just don't have any fucking SENSE! I'd do the honors of beating it into them, but I'm on the wrong side of the bloody pond.