A forum game

[Rock'n'Roll]

South Park, Simpsons never got me laughing...

Bath or shower?

 

[LooseCannon]

I just had a shower put in my bathroom.I have to say shower.




Jagermeister or Jack Daniels?

 

[Rock'n'Roll]

Jagermeister, tastes better, stronger...

Baileys or Dooleys

 

[mugabe]

Originally posted by Rock'n'Roll
Jagermeister, tastes better, stronger...

Baileys or Dooleys

Dooley's. More fun, also the logo looks like the one of famed Swedish "Dumle"-fudge.

Suffer or No Control?

 

[LXE]

I don't listen to them but if your talking about what you would rather do or have if you had a full bladder? I'd say Suffer (since I usually don't wear depends)

Would you rather been born without a tounge or without sight?

 

[gnoff]

Without a tounge

memory lapses from alcohol or throwing up?

 

[mugabe]

Throwing up. Memory lapses usually involve vomiting anyhow.

Bird or Satchmo?

 

[Warthog]

Satchmo. Because I think to myself, what a wonderful world!

Staplers: are they kinky sex toys or deadly weapons?

 

[gnoff]

just office supplies to me

smilies, hate them or love them??

 

[mugabe]

Hate them. The text speaks for itself. Res ipsa loquitur.

DivX or XviD?

 

[Warthog]

I know we're talking file formats here...but DivX, because I'll forever associate it with that stupid rental format (where you had to buy the player, plug it into your phone line, pay for a subscription service, buy a disc, watch it temporarily, pay to have it "unlocked" if you wanted to keep it, etc etc etc...ah, what a stupid idea). Another American business blooper.

Your mother or your father?

 

[mugabe]

Your mother!

Hare Krishna or Jehovah's Witnesses?

 

[monochrom]

Oh yeah, we're talking idiot cults now. I'll go for Hare Krishna, you should be annoying in a friendly way after going mad, the ghastly Jehovah way (wearing 50s clothes and ringing a´t your door in the morning) is to be despised.

More useless: Anthroposophic medicine or Homeopathy?

 

[mugabe]

Homeopathy.

- Headache? Take one-tenth of an Alka-Seltzer tab, put it in a bathtub full of water, drink a teaspoon of it and call me in the morning.

White or black truffles?

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by mugabe
Homeopathy.

- Headache? Take one-tenth of an Alka-Seltzer tab, put it in a bathtub full of water, drink a teaspoon of it and call me in the morning.

White or black truffles?

Always go for the thing that looks more like shit - it's black truffles all the way, baby! Take a look at the Perigord Black Truffle, a particularly ugly specimen from New Zealand.

http://www.gisborne.co.nz/truffle_dinner/truffles_in_nz.html

Better Dinner culture: Japanese or Arabs?