It's a miracle. My schedule two weeks from now was just posted and it's exactly right. Not a single hour too many. And bonus - my hours are distributed in exactly the way I'd hoped - full day shifts but only twice a week. If this is the work of the new store manager and continues, things are looking up. For once.

having a slow day so far, thinking about what to do tonight.
having a slow day so far, thinking about what to do tonight.
) to have dinner and see The Hobbit in 3D with a friend. It was pretty good 
He spewed after just 1 bottle of wine?Here I was thinking I couldn't handle my piss
![]()

Same here, with the difference that I have 3 kids.



"Excuse me, where are the Otterbox phone cases?"
"Right there where it says, um, 'Otterbox'."
I get questions like this daily and it's awkward because there's no nice way to answer such stupid questions.![]()
" (or words to that effect) is the only way I can think of 
Yeah well, what should I say? He was about done after that one bottle.![]()