70K Before Wacken 2013

[xforeverxmetalx]

If you need me, I'll be over here, throwing crayons at you.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

There was once a man who lived in the woods. Then he died. I didn't say he had food over there.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

This post is brought to you by the letter K - as in, knife.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Noodles are red, the grass is blue. In this alternate universe, the beds eat you.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If poisonous things weren't poisonous and tasted better, I bet people would eat them a lot. "Hey, what's for dinner?" Mercury is a way cooler answer than broccoli.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If you ever plan on spontaneously combusting, don't.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Fire is hot. Ice is cold. Fire is not ice. Ice is not fire. Cold is not hot. Hot is not cold. Fire is not cold. Ice is not hot. There, aren't you glad we cleared that up?

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

The only thing more painful than stepping on a Lego barefoot is stepping on two Legos in a row with the same foot.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down, maybe a spoonful of salt makes the medicine fly up.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Salad is great for people that hate green things.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Some people think that aggressiveness is bad for you. I think I should teach those people a lesson.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Bananas are a funny thing. Love them or hate them, they make your neck all fuzzy. Oh wait, I was thinking of scarves.

 

[Quark]

Fire is hot. Ice is cold. Fire is not ice. Ice is not fire. Cold is not hot. Hot is not cold. Fire is not cold. Ice is not hot. There, aren't you glad we cleared that up?

No.

 

[Quark]

Good night!

 

[Koldawne]

Small one
Mine are so big already

I think my 5yr old is sometimes more mature and responsible than my boyfriend does that count?