70K Before Wacken 2013

[xforeverxmetalx]

Only the clocks are allowed to have that cake.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

So you think I'm psychotic? Haha. No. I'm just a better speller than you.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Driving to soccer practice is something that most people will never know the joy of.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

No don't do that. Leave my magazines alone. Those are not chairs.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

People these days think older phones are like bricks. But which would you rather have hurled at your face?

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Alaska will never not be Alaska. Unless it's California.

 

[Zachia]

Good night!

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Some people like to ponder the mysteries of life. So do I, sometimes. Why is it that people drink milk? Maybe I'll never know.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Good night!

Nacht.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If you want to buy shoes, I recommend not visiting a national park. Unless you want shoes with animals and trees on them, maybe.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

On a related note, if trees were animals, how would they run? Guess it's a good thing they're not.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Calculators calculate. Refrigerators refrigerate. Toasters toastate. Lawn mowers mowate lawns.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If everyone had their own glue stick, the world would be a much better place.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Some people want to have superpowers like super strength, time travel, mind reading, or super speed. Me? I just want to run up walls. Why? Because I hate gravity.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

In school, we learn lots of things. I think the most valuable lesson I ever learned was when my friend Dave got attacked by a bear. I learned not to do that.