70K Before Wacken 2013

[xforeverxmetalx]

Maybe someone would have already cured cancer if there weren't so many fish in the sea.

 

[Alix]

Nope, they're not there either. They can't be in my house either, because I'd definitely notice 90K+ nickels laying around.

Now much is a nickel again?

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I never really checked, but is there like a camping shop set up at Wacken? The one set up at Bloodstock was super groovy. I bought cutlery when I realised I needed something to eat my baked beans with and spread my peanut butter. Then when my tent got broken while I was sleeping I went and bought a new tent the next morning.

Not really. I think there was one that sold chairs and sleeping pads or something, but that was about it. No tents or anything.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Now much is a nickel again?

5 cents.

 

[Alix]

I think I'll go for a walk...

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If I was able to double the amount of any one object I'd touch, over and over, I'd pick oranges. Not money, because inflation sucks. Instead I'd buy one orange, the best orange ever. Then I'd start up an orange shop, and make millions. Why oranges? They're tasty.

 

[Alix]

If I was able to double the amount of any one object I'd touch, over and over, I'd pick oranges. Not money, because inflation sucks. Instead I'd buy one orange, the best orange ever. Then I'd start up an orange shop, and make millions. Why oranges? They're tasty.

Would you make jaffas too?

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Maybe one day, when the planet gets too overcrowded, people will start building up when they have no more room to build on the land. And eventually every building will be a massive skyscraper extending so high, only stopping when the oxygen gets too thin. And everyone gets around with jetpacks. But traffic will still probably be horrible.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Would you make jaffas too?

Haven't even heard of it till now, so probably not.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Technology compounds our capabilities as a species. But it also compounds our capability to screw up, as well as the consequences of said screwups. Hundreds of years from now, when people drive their own spaceships wherever in the universe they please at faster than the speed of light, watch for news stories of people mistaking their left from their right and accidentally flying into a black hole.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If you're ever face-to-face with a pit of lava, I suggest moving your face.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

And now for some quotes from my hero, Jack Handey.

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.