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When your roommate comes in, pretend that you are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting loudly. After you hang up, say, "That was your mom. She said she'd call back."

 

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Sit in front of a chess board for hours, saying nothing, doing nothing. Then, look up and say, "I think this game goes a lot faster with two players."

 

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Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer".

 

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Scatter stuffed animals around the room. Put party hats on them. Play loud music. When your roommate walks in, turn off the music, take off the party hats, put away the stuffed animals, and say, "Well, it was fun while it lasted."

 

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Unplug everything in the room except for one toaster. Throw some of your roommate's possessions out the window. Explain that the toaster made you do it.

 

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Wear your shoes on the wrong feet. Constantly complain that your feet hurt.

 

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Whenever your roommate brushes their teeth, watch them do so. Take notes. Write a paper on it, and circulate it around campus. If your roommate protests, say, "The people have a right to know!"

 

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Collect potato chips that you think look like famous people. Find one that looks like your roommate. Burn it, and explain, "It had to be done."

 

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Read the phone book, dictionary, or other such book out loud and excitedly.

 

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Buy a watermelon. Draw a face on it and give it a name. Ask your roommate if the watermelon can sleep in their bed. If your roommate says no, drop the watermelon out the window. Make it look like a suicide. Say nasty things about your roommate at the funeral.

 

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Hold a raffle, offering your roommate as first prize. If they protest, tell them that it's all for charity.

 

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Make cue cards for your roommate. Get them out whenever you'd like to have a conversation.

 

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Set up about twenty plants in an organized formation. When your roommate walks in, pretend to be in the middle of delivering a speech to the plants. Whisper to them, "We'll continue this later," while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.

 

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Keep some worms in a shoebox. When doing homework, go and consult with the worms every so often. Then become angry, shouting at the worms that they're stupid and they don't know what they're talking about.

 

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THE OVER