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Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn't work.

 

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Come into the computer lab wearing several endangered species of flowers in your hair. Smile incessantly. Type a sentence, then laugh happily, exclaiming "You're such a marvel!", kissing the screen. Repeat this after every sentence. As your ecstasy mounts, also hug the keyboard. Finally, hug your neighbor, then the computer assistant, and skip out.

 

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If you notice that there aren't any available computers, quietly walk up to the nearest person, turn on a chainsaw, and yell, "Give me that computer this instant or you'll be feeding my pet crocodile!"

 

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THE OVER

 

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now for things to do if you live with a roommate.

 

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Every time you wake up, yell, " Where am I?" and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go back to bed. If your roommate asks, say you don't know what they're talking about.

 

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Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks, start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, "I can't live in the same room with you!", storm out of the room, and slam the door. Get rid of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever again.

 

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Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.

 

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Live in the hallway for a month. Afterwards, bring all of your stuff back into the room and tell your roommate, "Okay, your turn."

 

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Keep a tarantula in a jar for three days. Then get rid of the tarantula, but leave the jar. If your roommate asks, say, "Oh, he's around here somewhere."

 

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While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

 

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Punch a hole in the TV and watch it anyway, complaining about the poor picture quality.

 

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Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."

 

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Break the window with a rock. If your roommate protests, explain that you were hot. Open and close the broken window as your normally would.

 

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Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs. Look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.