50,000 before W:O:A 2009!

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alrighty, back to spam some more
maybe i'll even stay up later and get 40K on my own

 

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When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the thing to work. After they turn it on, wait five minutes, and turn it off again. Repeat the process for a good half hour.

 

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Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.

 

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Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.

 

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Find a random, well-known theme song and play it at the highest volume possible nonstop.

 

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Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.

 

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Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret Pentagon files.

 

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Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case" mysteriously.

 

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Type for a while. Suddenly start yelling for a few minutes at everything bad about your life. Continue typing afterwards.

 

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Every time you wait for something to load, say "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease" and scream happily when it finishes.

 

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Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw.

 

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If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around while singing whenever you're waiting for something to load.

 

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Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge into a disc drive. When it doesn't work, get the supervisor.

 

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When you are on an IBM, and when you turn it on, ask loudly where the Apple is when you turn it on.

 

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Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when it's done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.