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Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

 

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Why don't tomb, comb, and bomb sound alike?

 

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Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

 

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Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

 

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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

 

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Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

 

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Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

 

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Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

 

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Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the radio?

 

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Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

 

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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

 

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Why is the symbol for anarchy always written the same way?

 

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Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

 

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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

 

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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?