50,000 before W:O:A 2009!

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5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

 

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4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

 

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Only at Halloween

makes sense i guess

 

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3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

 

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2. Less guilt the morning after.

 

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1. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.

 

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Accidental Accident Reports

 

[Sevren]

Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

 

[Sevren]

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intent.

 

[Sevren]

I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

 

[Sevren]

In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

 

[Sevren]

I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.

 

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I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

 

[Sevren]

I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.

 

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My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.